My Friend The Witch Baker Has A Way With Words

I told the witch baker I was in love with you
And then the witch baker, he told me what to do
He told me..
Ting! Tang!
WALLA WALLA BING BANG.
Ting...
...Tang?
Walla Walla Bing Bang!
Thanks to Misty B., Jenny W., Kayleigh S., Anony M., Susie M., Denis S., Carmen N., Bonny B., Dora M., & Mary W. for that pregnant pause.
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Reader Comments (16)
1) Green-eared lady, ugly lady...(apologies to Sugarloaf)
2) Is this Anakin's ghost crossing from the dark side into the light? And is that a mouth or a mustache?
3) It's the new James Bond movie, Eyefall.
4) This must be a cake for eye-heart radio.
5) Slice of pumpkin poo, anyone?
6) Giant sperm? Albino poo? You decide.
7) It's Eefer Madness!
8) I'd try to hide under that label, too, if I'd been that badly rendered.
9) This cake actually is well done, but the title on it would have applied so much better to all the other cakes.
10) Gee, do you think it's nickname will be "Punkin"?
For the love of all that is decent, WTF is with that last one?!?!?!
I LOVED the two pumpkin cakes.
Six-legged frogs? Does Caca mean what I think it means? Surely that can't be a child's name! Well, can it?
Genius. Absolute, incredible, unique genius.
Those pumpkin sculptures are brilliant! So was the song! Thanks for brightening my day :-D
That pumpkin... giving birth... it's just fueled my nightmares for the rest of the month.
That last cake made me audibly wtf.
These are just...honestly, I cannot come up with any words suitably descriptive. And now the 'witch doctor' song is going to be running thru my head all day, hahahaha!
Green faced witchy wreck was fine until the giant nose hair! Accccckkkkkk!
Well I never have seen a pumpkin giving birth before. Now I can die saying I have seen everything lmao.. I am still laughing.
Why oh why did they have to give the birthing mother pumpkin a huge ring of pubic hair? God no.
The witch cake resembles the outline of Ireland. Or is it just me?
My husband is allergic to pumpkin. Seeing Mr Makin Pie [picture 5], I finally have an idea why.
I live 8 miles from Walla Walla.. that is all.
after seeing the jack-o-lantern/pumpkin pie one, i may never eat pumpkin pie again.