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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

The Great Easter Fleecing (aka, Better Run, Buns)

Oh, how the Easter tables have turned, sweet cheeks.

That's right, while you bunnies were off terrorizing chicks, someone bigger and badder moved to the top of the bakery chain.


So now it's YOUR turn to face eggs-termination.

Not to mention more of my Easter puns.


...for the LAMB-ENTATION.




You've heard the expression, "I'll have your guts for garters?"

These sheep will have your mug for a mini dress.


And they'll give "carrotbrain" a whole new meaning:

Ouch. Talk about an earful.


Don't be fooled by those cutesy bows and flowers:



Ewe better believe it.


Of course, some of you bunnies could use a little face re-arranging.

I mean, what the heck, Carl?

And what kind of a bunny name is Carl?


This isn't to say lamb cakes are evil, of course:

...they're just grumpy.


Well, except Vladof.

He's definitely evil.


Thanks to Lisa H., Mary B., Shelley R., Debby C., Elizabeth S., Dawn F., Jessica S., Scott G., Sharon L., Julie C., & Suli C., who bet Vladof is one of those shifty smoking lamb cakes. He's got that air of mystery about him.


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These Chicks Are TOAST

SHHHHH. Listen.

Do you hear that?


The bunnies... are coming.


And they've got a name with your bullets on it.

("Isn't that supposed to be the other way arou...?"


The bunnies will rip you from your shells!


Or smoosh you down INTO them really hard!

Which is super uncomfortable!


The bunnies have 'UUUGE pointy teeth.


And they stare at you like this when you ask how their day was:

So awkward.

Then they eat your soul.


But don't worry; they always go after the hot chicks first.

So what are you, a chicken?


Then you can go first.



Thanks to Anneke D., Daniel C., Renae S., Ranae W., Emily S., Samantha S., Jessica & David, Caitlin W., Mai A., & Amada W. for that shining example of why you never put cute things in pairs holding hands.


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