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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Oct162014

All About That Boss

Because I'm
All about that boss
'Bout that boss

No trouble

 

I'm all about that boss
'Bout that boss

No trouble

 

I'm all about my boss,
'Bout my boss

No trouble

 

I'm all about my boss
'Bout my boss!

 

Yeah, it's pretty clear
She ain't no 2#

My boss can bake it, bake it
Like she's SUPPOSED to do

 

She got that spelling that all the boys chase

With all the balloons in all the right places.
[knowing nod]

 

Happy Boses Booses Bossy Day to Brendan R., Rebel Baking Company, Amy W., Justin M., Amanda B., & Susan G. Now, GET BACK TO WORK.

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Wednesday
Oct152014

This Is Gonna Be GOOD: Happy Cake "Decorating" Day!

It's National Cake Decorating Day, bakers, so let's go over those basics again!

 

Remember, it all starts with a good foundation:

 

...and a smooth, even application of icing.

 

When it comes time to decorate, no need to get fancy!
Just stick with something simple, like a butterfly.

 

Or, uh, maybe something easier, like flowers.

>.<

 

Or... I dunno... balloons? Yeah. You can't screw up balloons.

Never mind.

 

And lastly, let's talk penmanship.

Just skip that for now. And always.

 

Tell you what, bakers, just cover the whole thing with an edible image, ok? PROBLEM SOLVED.

-.-

Step 1: Forcefully connect head to desk Step
2: Repeat

 

Thanks to Trasi K., Danika G., Heather E., Stephanie B., Kate H., Shannon S., & Andy W. for helping me test the structural integrity of my keyboard. With my face. Again.

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