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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Jul222015

Nothing To See Here

Parental Note: This post contains extreme childishness not at all appropriate for children.

 

Move along.

He blinded me with...science.

 

Who's up for a snowball fight?

(I can't tell if the middle guy is volunteering or flipping me off.)

 

A pink bowling pin + a pair of bowling balls = everyone's mind in the gutter.

 

The Force is strong with this one.

 

Who needs third base?

 

Gee, these bones look a little dry. Do you suppose the grill chef is a master baster?

 

Carrie, Meg N., Tracy, Melanie V., Carrie G., & Amy L., I hear it relieves tension.

Grilling. I'm talking about grilling.

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Tuesday
Jul212015

11 Utterly Bizarre Display Cakes Just Hangin' Out Like It's NBD

Today's cakes are not special orders.

No one asked for them this way.

In fact, they were all found ready-made in bakery display cases, just waiting for the right customer and/or occasion to come along.

Like maybe...!!

Building a compost

 

Or fighting a wrestler

 

Or lighting up for Monkey Hour:

 

Discovering something that doesn't exist

(Hey!)

 

Or giving a cookie a "flower!"

[DUN DUN DUN!]

 

Black-tie crabs who wave

 

Creating nasty dots

 

Or exposing Miss Finklestein's brain

(It's under here! )

 

Finding a loco face

 

Wrecking a cookie cake

 

And driving your shoppers insane!

("What is this?!")

 

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to wreck before school starts this Fall.
So stick with us, 'cuz these wreckerators are gonna
wreck 'em
all!

 

Thanks to Jennifer G., Vanessa F., Nicole P., Tonya F., Melissa, Mollie M., Lydia D., Liz Z., Kayla P., Tommi S., who tells me that's supposed to be a dress, but all I see is a blind bunny.

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