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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Feb132019

5 Cakes To Kill The Mood (And Your Appetite) For Valentine's Day

Valentine's is coming, so you know what THAT means...

The faceless Ketchup man will soon hunt again.

 

Also that weird shape is gonna be EVERYWHERE. You know, the one that looks like a cross between a jelly bean and a maxi pad?

 

What's up with these, bakers?

 

And why do you always put that white strip in the middle?

Imagine serving this with a glass of blue Kool-Aid.

Oohhh.

Now I kind of want one.

 

And if that doesn't clear the room fast enough, then how about the world's most cringe-inducing pregnancy announcement?

o.0

Three words: NOPE, NOPE, and more NOPE.

 

Thanks to Lea B., Stephanie T., Rachel B., Mab R. for putting us ALL in the mood... to have a headache.

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Tuesday
Feb122019

Conversation Starters

Show of hands: who likes conversation hearts? You know, the chalky little candies printed with whimsical messages of friendship and affection?

Ok, now put your hands down. You're just embarrassing yourself.

I only ask because some lucky individuals get cake or cookie versions of the famous candies, and I'm wondering if they're all as whimsical as this:

 Hey, it's no "huge me," but I'd take it.

 

Well I'll try, but darned if I know what "MNE" is.


Gosh, I've never been called neck wear before. Um...thank U?

 

 

Aw.
The best part is this doesn't make me want to run away and file a restraining order at all.

 

 

If you're asking, then a) Seriously? and b) No.

 

 

And you're going to need another your/you're refresher.

 

 

Seriously.

 

 

No, seriously seriously.

 

 

Come over here so I can slap you.

 



On second thought, stay over there.
Way, way over there.

 

 

You know, part of me thinks this simply has to mean "Sun Shine"...
but the other part remembers how to write a capital S.

 

So I'm torn.

 

Thanks to wreckporters Mike L., Jennifer M., Erin, Mariel K., Sarah, Noah E., Andrew T., Amy Z., Jacque K., & Susan R., who think we should give 'em something to talk about: LOVE.

And then maybe a dictionary.

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