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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Mar242015

8 Insult Cakes That Backfired

They tried to be mean.

They failed.

 

This was supposed to say, "You're a traitor!"

 

"Drunken Loser"

 

"You Old Buzzard"

 

This one's almost accurate, if you think about it:

Like, "You get older, THEN dirt."

No?

 

Aw, thanks!

What's a riddens?

 

And who's Noboby?

 

Here's a hint: That's not supposed to say, "shix."

 

Ooooh, "burn."

I prefer using people when they're alive, though.
Less messy.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Warren E., Donna Z., Mandi O., Mark S., Jenny C., Anony M., & Robin K., who now know the BEST insult is to congratulate someone on their crapping dog.

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Monday
Mar232015

"Near-Miss Day" Hits Home

It's Near-Miss Day, minions, and I know *just* how to celebrate:

 

[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!

[head tilt]

Is... is that a beak?

 

K, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How 'bout a cute butterfly?

Er...

 

Elephant cupcakes?

 

Glass of wine? (Please?)

Arg.

 

C'mon, bakers, it's not like I'm asking for a star performance...

OH COME ON.

 

Tell ya what, guys, just slap down a few celebratory balloons, and we'll call it a day.

Oooh, festive.

 

Nope.

 

NOPE.

 

Seriously?

 

AND THAT'S A DAY.

 

Thanks to Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest "near" misses of the day.

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