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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Jan162019

10 MORE Reasons Why

Today is a special day, minions.

A day... TO BUY CAKE.

 

Because they didn't have the OTHER cake:

 

Because all the turkey cakes are sold out:

 

Because it's gonna be a loooong tractor ride:

 

Because you've put off this party long enough:

 

Because they can't call it passive aggressive if it's literally written in sugar:

 

Because the team needs a refresher:

 

Because you DO got milk:

 

Because you're not sorry:

 

But the real reason you should buy cake today?

Because it's wrong to buy people.

And also yours might end up on Cake Wrecks. :D

 

Thanks to Cara G., Christina S., Kyle I., Becky B., Krystle M., Diana C., Whitney R., Jill V., MJ, & Heather F. for helping us rationalize any purchase today. You're the real MVPs!

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Tuesday
Jan152019

Yup... Still Screaming

[singing] Double your pleasure, double your...

Never mind.

 

When Jeff's co-worker retired, they decided to go with a golfing sentiment on the cake. Appropriate, because look how well the baker teed them off!

Ahh, if only ALL the gruss was grenner, am I right?

 

Here's another stencil malfunction, but one only you Australian readers will appreciate:

To be fair, I hear it's easy to get turned around Down Under.

(Via this article, which gets major props for calling it the "cake that flipped a nation." Hee!)

 

Anyone else get the feeling bakers are sick of drawing footballs?

No? Just me?

 

And finally,

I think this giraffe is trying to wink at us:

So why can't I stop screaming?

 

Thanks to Kara P., Jeff R., everyone in Australia who reads this blog, Melissa U., & Anony M. for proving that winking at strangers is always creepy, so stop it, winkers. JUST STOP.

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