Doin' it wrong:
"Wow, that's a lot of sprinkles."
Doin' it wronger:
"Wow, that's a lot of...
"Waaait a minute.
"Is that... paper?"
Not cool, man. Not. Cool.
Sorry, Anne-Marie and Katie W.; I guess one of you still can't have any.
Note: If you can't tell, the bottom cake is an edible photocopy of sprinkles. Yupperdoodles.