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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Sep192018

I Mean, That WOULD Explain A Lot

Thanks to Naomi, who tells me this cake was a hell of a deal.

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Tuesday
Sep182018

And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

 I can show you poo swirls

 

  Shiny, glistening, fetid!

 

Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?

 

   
I can open your eyes

 

 

Take you blunder...

 

 

... by bluuuunder

 

 

Cakey dreams torn asunder

 

as the giant cupcake sighs.

 

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!

 

I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

 

I hear the bride is screaming...

 

No more poo swiiiiirls!

 

They're just not something you should chew

 

So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

 

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.

 

 

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.

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