Sexy Tractors & Pancake Dogs
March 27, 2019 It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a holiday to celebrate with Cake Wrecks, this is it.
Can you guess which of these songs are real, and which ones I just now made up while giggling madly?
LET'S FIND OUT.
"My Dog Told You So"
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You said he's just a mutt
But now you're on your butt
Don't gimmie no lip, 'cuz
My dog told you so
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"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
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She thinks my tractor's sexy!
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
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"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"
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You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling!
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same
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"Hold My Beer And Marry Me"
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I'm drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You're all I'll ever want
So hold my beer
And marry me
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"Dropkick Me, Jesus"
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Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life!
And over end neither left nor the right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life
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"If You're Lookin' For Lovin' Don't Sit On Her Dog"
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That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket trip
If you're lookin' for lovin'
Don't sit on her dog!
Thanks to Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for helping me fool John with at least one of these. How'd the rest of you do? :D
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Reader Comments (20)
They're all real, aren't they?
Once again, I fear for the human race.
I have heard of two of those; the Drop-Kick one and the Sexy Tractor one, but I'm willing to bet the rest are real. They're just goofy enough to appeal to the C/W fan base.
If they aren't real songs, they should be!
1.fake
2.real
3.fake
4.real
5.real
6.fake
That's my best guess.How many did I get right?
I grew up hearing 'Dropkick Me, Jesus" so thanks for now giving me that earworm!
I don't know about the others, but I remember "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" from when it came out. I loved it!
I'll bet they are ALL real titles.
I love how on the redneck wedding cake, the bride is standing up there all by herself cause her man is off hunting. At least she knows what she's getting into.
I know "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" is a real song, I loved it years and years ago, sung by Kenny Chesney. I'm going to guess they are all real country songs. Especially the football goalpost one.
Well, I know for sure that "Drop-kick Me. Jesus" is a real song. I've heard that one sung many times.
I got 100%!
I also only answered for two. But I did get both of them right.
I know the answer to which one is real, as I have memories of my dad singing it.
Two, three and five are real Country songs. The others might be, but I don't listen to the crap they call Country any more.
I am sorry to be stupid, but where are the answers? I know a couple of them are genuine, but would like to be sure about the others.
I'm thinking the only fake is "Hold my beer and marry me"- it that were a real song it would be more like, "Hold the Wedding til I Finish My Beer".
Where are the answers? Loved the post - as always!!!
Are you familiar with the (entirely real) one, "I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You"
Well that drop kick me cake had me laughing so hard as is the fact that song even exists.
Dropkick Me, Jesus - the third line is "End over end," btw. "And over end" doesn't make any sense. But then, we country music fans don't really care if it make sense. Catchy tunes, goofy words, you just can't help but sing along!
After Google searching, #'s 2, 3 and 5 are real song titles. I thought I had remembered hearing those "back in the day".
Cake 3 makes me think "moisturize me"
The yipping cake got me... Same happened to me once, but with a cat. (Actually it might have happened more than once.) (The concerned cat(s) are fine.)