What's Wrong With This Picture?
March 26, 2019 Have you had your coffee yet?
Let's find out:
What's Wrong With This Picture?
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(John's Helpful Answer Guide In Case You Missed It: You never reveal a baby's age! Let the baby go on saying he's "this many" weeks. Let Caleb have this, you monster.)
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(John's Helpful Answer Guide In Case You Missed It: Somebody named their child "Colonel." SO WRONG.)
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(John's Helpful Answer Guide In Case You Missed It: Smeared lipstick? Glazed expression? This is the face of too much necking.)
This next one's tough:
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Here's a hint:
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(John's helpful Answer Guide In Case You STILL Missed It: Someone, somewhere, has two bald cupcakes.)
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(JHAGICYMI: Sometimes bakers just don't appreciate the gravity of a situation.)
And my favorite, which has double the problems, double the fun(ny):
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(JHAGICYMI: Minnie's pumps totally clash with Mickey's hat. C'mon, bakers. Use your heads.)
Thanks to Laurie C., Stefani G., Carlos C., Sarah M., Amanda L., Amy L., & Christina C. for lending an extra hand.
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Reader Comments (24)
…Also, Micky/Minnie's third hand. . "Hi, Kids!"
That's some goiter Snow White has - I've just never seen one of the *back* of the neck!
Why does hermaphrodite Min-ckey have three hands?????
What's wrong with these pictures?
1) The baby is outside the cake. Everyone knows any tot old enough to eat cake would be right in the middle of it, and wearing most of it.
2) That's goal tending! (And Hulk has six fingers on his right hand. Someone is looking for him).
3) The problem here is the shoulder pads. What a fashion faux pas.
4) A baker's dozen isn't what it used to be. Either that, or it's cupcake gremlins.
5) The bakery obviously ran out of icing and the baker decorated with silly string. It better come with a warning label that it's not edible, or I smell a lawsuit.
6) Plainly, this cake is just a real drag.
Well, for starters (which *could* become "enders"), all of that plastic flotsom- choking-hazard--on TWO of these --FIRST, and LAST--(which could reasonably put a pall on the festivities) would be --maybe-less than ideal; unless we let the chips fall where they may...
(MY unvarnished opinion would to get actual chips -maybe BBQ)
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And here I was focused on counting green fingers on Colonel's cake.. Bad me.
And here I thought that the issue with the 2nd one is that the Hulk is clearly goaltending, and the basket shouldn't count.
(Oh yeah, the Hulk has 6 fingers also)
Hmm, looks like Count Rugen also has green gloves. I'm guessing these are specially made for basketball, complete with fingernail enhancements. :)
I’m having a crappy day and this SERIOUSLY helped, bonus I’m also no longer craving cake.
How many fingers does The Incredible Hulk have, anyway?
On the Mickey Mouse one... I'm more concerned about that third hand. D:
Someone call Inigo Montoya. The hulk killed his father.
Help out this old lady, guys! JHAGICYMI? I understand the ICYMI part, but JHAG? I am clueless!
Oh, and these cakes are, uniformly, awful! But that's true every weekday, isn't it though?
Mickey also has an extra floaty magic hand.
And, Minnie Mickie has THREE hands! Way to go cake wreckabakers!
@Mamahen, you just made my day with the Princess Bride reference! Also, I missed the fact that Hulk had six fingers until I read the comments, and, like @EA, I thought the problem was that he was goaltending.
I'm still not sure I get the prob with the first one -- is it that, if a child is 3, he/she is a toddler and no longer a baby?
It's 3:15 p.m. here and, clearly, I STILL haven't had enough coffee!
OMGOMGOMG!!! The perfect!!! icing:cake ratio has finally been achieved!!!
Laura47, it stands for "John's Helpful Answer Guide."
Laura47: JHAGICYMI = John's Helpful Answer Guide In Case You Missed It.
Snow White looks like she saw her reflection in the mirror and couldn't decide between horrified or crying lol poor Snow.
Caleb can't read, but he can talk, and boy, can he throw a tantrum. Just wait until some well-meaning aunt reads out his cake to him: "Look, Caleb! B-A-B-Y spells 'baby'!" Cue "I'm not a BABY!" and the cake hitting the floor.
Ooohhh, the cupcake one is for the person who asked for gluten-free cupcakes! And yes, I agree with the icing:cake ratio comment. #teamIcing
John, thank you SO much for the "bald cupcake" hint. Very glad I wasn't sipping a beverage!
Is it actually goaltending if, due to the ball being bigger than the basket, the shot was clearly made from underneath? This isn't a problem that comes up much in normal basketball.
Maybe the Hulk is just trying to get it out of the ring, because it is stuck.