Thursday
Mar012018
Why Suzy Needs Therapy
March 1, 2018 "Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"
"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"
"No."
"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"
"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."
[silence]
[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"
"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."
That's cold, Chad C. - real cold.
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Reader Comments (8)
I feel so wrong for laughing XD XD XD XD
Red velvet cake. With chocolate lava filling, mostly at one end.
Is the rest of the doll inside the cake? If not, what did they do with the torso? Does this bakery have a pile of doll torsos in their dumpster, or better yet, the plastics recycle bin?
Too bad it wasn't motorised to wiggle its arm and legs , so it would look
like a turtle trying to flip over onto its feet...
=^-.-^=Don't look at ME! I didn't get it in that situation. ("Rockabye, baby, in the --Hey! What's in doing in the oven, all dressed up and nowhere to OW!!!!")
That's good. Disturbing but good.
Lmao!! I can't even.. wow and I thought leaving my dolls out when I was a kid was bad..now the poor doll is in a cake. Ah the joys of cakewrecks lol.
This is one reason dolls are becoming less popular as toys these days. Maybe mom should give Suzy an iPad?
Is the rest of the doll inside the cake? If not, what did they do with the torso? Does this bakery have a pile of doll torsos in their dumpster, or better yet, the plastics recycle bin?
March 1, 2018 | Kim L.
Thanks, another thing to keep me up at night 😂 I need to know if the rest of that doll is in the cake or not!