The Cake Wrecks Guide To Facebook Unfriending
February 26, 2018 Warning: Adult subject matter. Kinda. Not really.
Sometimes we just have to sit down, reflect, and finally ask ourselves, "Who the heck is this guy, and why am I Facebook friends with him?"
Now, I can't tell you EXACTLY who to unfriend, because I don't know the name of the person who decided stretch leggings are not "business appropriate attire." Still, I can offer you a few general guidelines.
The Over-Sharer
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We also don't need to see that weird growth thing on your elbow, Tom.
The Drunk Serial Poster
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Nothing says "Mistakes were made last night" quite like a 4AM photo dump of blurry faces, fire hydrants, and the bait-and-tackle aisle at Wal-Mart.
The Vague-Booker
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It's mysterious and dramatic and they can't tell you ANYTHING until you give them lots and lots of attention.
The Racist
;)
Sadly I have even more accurate cakes for this, but I'm not posting them.
You're welcome.
That Person Who Thinks Every Onion Headline is Real
[Photo deleted because we finally checked Snopes, and it was fake.]
The Humble Brag
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(Via Humblebrag, because I actually tried, but still couldn't make this stuff up.)
The Always-Irrationally-Angry
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Often related to All-Caps-McRanty and Extreme-Politics-R-Us
The Creepy Stalker
Granted, we all do a little innocent FB stalking from time to time, but there are sometimes-subtle clues that it may have gone too far.
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This is one of them.
And to end on a positive note, definitely keep the friends who post Cake Wrecks.
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That's the sign of excellent moral character, right there.
Thanks to Mandy B., Misty R., Candice, Amber J., Gangi, Peggy C., Brittany U., & Brittany T. for being good friends and following us on Facebook.
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Reader Comments (9)
What did the deleted cake say?
The first one is confusing! I think it's about snip-- you know, but what were they driving at? The person doesn't FORGET that, you know...! THEY aren't GONE! There IS a vas deferens between one and ...forget it.
Maybe the second one was trying to say "make like a tree, and leave"??
And, the FOURTH!!? Creepy , but "technically" maybe obscure enough to.....no..Nope....no way. These are professionals....?¿
=^o.O^=
The last one has to be an Allie Brosh-Jen Yates mash-up- right?
I think the second one was trying to say "40 is not old if you are a tree"
I'm with Rosa- what was the deleted cake?????
Lol that drunk cake.. what on earth could it possibly mean other than the baker, decorator and just about everyone was probably drunk.
That last one isn't "excellent moral character" so much as "excessive moral fiber (and perhaps a giardia infection)".
was the vagina cake from a former flame or a gynecologist?
The first cake was the worst one I've ever seen...until I saw the seventh cake. Wow. Just, wow.