Funny Business
February 20, 2018 NOTE: Getteth thine kiddies hence! (Translation: today's post is not for the youngun's!)
These clowns seem pretty excited about their cupcakes.
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No, I mean really excited.
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No, no. I mean REALLY excited.
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"Oh! Uh. Hi, guys. Heheh. So, what's up?
"What are we doing? Who - us? Uh...nothing? Yeah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sooo....yeah. Listen, can you close that door again on your way out? And turn the Jimmy Buffett CD back on? Thanks. Yeah. You, too. Ok, then. Bye!"
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"So I says to her, 'hey, baby, don't let the tiny clown car fool you; it's not the way you throw the cream pie, it's the way you put the tutu on the dog!' And she was all, 'What?' and I was like, 'never mind.' Yeah."
And then, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Something like this comes along:
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Whatever you do, DO NOT click on this picture to see it full size. Srsly. Don't do it.
[whistling]
Ok, now that you've clicked on the picture to see it full size - care to join me in a "I could've gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys" scream? Groovy.
AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!
Keith R., Will B., Jane O., Amy F., & Nicole V., I nominate "tinkle toys" as the new clown-bits euphemism for 2010. Any seconds?
Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons.
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Reader Comments (13)
From the Ringling Brothers circus these clowns are not. More like the Ding-a-ling Brothers.
Uh, yeah, "buttons."
Ok, I guess I can live with the penii, but WHERE ARE THEIR ARMS?!
They may be "buttons," but that doesn't explain why the clowns have their arms behind them backs like they are restrained. That one on the right is a very muscular clown, just look at those abs! That's why I thought it was "clown porn."
so what was the occasion for the last cupcakes with the naked clowns and their peens??
"......comes along", she said......=^-.-^=
They also look as if they are into bondage - or strait jackets.
Clicked on the last picture before I read instructions not to! Now picture a small woman in her fifties saying "Oh myyyy" in George Takai's voice!
Very last clowns- where are their arms? (asking for a friend)
Those clowns look like they're wearing a straight jacket. What's worse than not being able to move their arms in their condition. It was so hard to keep this post clean.
Reminds me of the SNL ad for Dillon/Edwards Investments
My daughter thought the "buttons" were umbilical cords! Either way, clowns in strait jackets, or naked clowns... too much frosting.
Well at least these things didn't scare me. Scar me for life possibly and had me laughing even my hubby had to look and then looked away fast lol. I am still laughing.