The Cake Head Diet Aid: Killing Appetites Since 2007
May 25, 2017 We've all been there: six weeks of rigorous dieting, all ruined by the sugar-paste encrusted morsels at cousin Jill's wedding. But what is today's bride to do? Is it possible to have the wedding cake of your dreams while still showing consideration to your dieting guests?
Yes, it is!
Introducing the Cake Head Diet Aid!
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That's right, folks, just place the professionally decorated Cake Head Diet Aid alongside your wedding cake. It's that easy! In addition to being a delicious red velvet groom's cake, the Cake Head Diet Aid will effectively dissuade all but your most ravenous and/or non-squeamish of guests from indulging in the gut-busting baked goods. Guaranteed!
Here's what our happy customers are saying about the Cake Head Diet Aid:
"The children ran screaming - no sugar buzzed hellions at the reception! Thank you, Cake Head Diet Aid!"
"Never have I wanted to eat cake less. Just the thought of your product has kept me up nights, and I've lost over 15 pounds!"
"When my husband said the wrong name at the altar, I was ready to kill him. Slicing into the Cake Head Diet Aid, however, helped me vent enough of that murderous rage to make it to the annulment. And the jam filling - oh, that was the best part!"
As a bonus, your Cake Head Diet Aid is completely customizable! From football helmets to sunglasses, iPod earbuds to nose rings, you can make your Cake Head Diet Aid the spitting image of your husband-to-be while incorporating his favorite hobbies!
So girls, be kind to your guest's waistlines while giving your guy his just desserts: order the Cake Head Diet Aid today!
Michelle D., I bet these work great at birthdays, too.
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Reader Comments (25)
Go ahead punk. Make my cake...
Those. Eyes. Were. Looking. At. Me. The. Whole. Time.. (hard gulp, shudders because of creepiness). 0.0
Not what I meant when I said I wanted his head on a platter!
What was the Bride and Grooms first dance song..."Out Of My Head..Over You" (Little Anthony) ? They must have been out of their minds to want this cake.
I can't wait to sing the song SuBee will come up with :)
That is a disturbing sight first thing in the morning.
So creepy. I can't remember the details from the first time - did they use photo paper? Disturbing effect whatever they did.
That totally creeped me out, and I'm not easily creeped! I watch horror movies constantly and scoff at the special effects. They should make a version of this for other foods as well as cake. We may never eat again.
Extremely well executed. Yes, I meant to say it like that. The irony of that statement is not lost on me.
This one must have been posted before I started reading CakeWrecks. I'm pretty sure I would have remembered it! :^ 0
I didn't know St. John the Baptist played football.
Please tell me that's a red velvet cake under there!
The one with the Peeps......weird
I was hoping someone had invented the "Wearable Cake Helmet"
What if the husband gets his own name wrong?
:D LOL Commenter! That is just bionically horrifying
Jen's comments make it perfect.
"Jack's Mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em" just took in a whole new meaning.
Guys! Y'all ain't seen nuthin', yet! Just wait until they show ya the part that's UNDER the table....! Heh...heh.....
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This guy played football for a team with pink helmets???
Wow. wow. If that was a photograph on edible paper on a cake, eww. If that was designed and drawn by the decorator while looking at a photo, then that decorator has some mad skills...
I'm with Commenter- I was thinking along those same lines though that is no Roman gladiators helmet.
There has to be a story behind this. No way someone ordered a severed football player's head cake at random.
WHERE CAN I GET ONE???!!!
A modified one with various headgear would definitely be remembered for years to come. Especially at an 80th birthday party.
Hope the will's already been made out.
Lol oh man who could eat that? It's staring at me and now I want to hide lol.
If the point of this cake was to be funny. Success!
If it was to make a cool looking cake? God help us all!
I have never understood, in all the years of reading this blog, the aversion to cake. It's cake. The appearance is irrelevant, to me anyway. It's still cake. I'd eat up the kid coming out of a C-sectioned belly with nipples showing in a heartbeat because, well, cake! PS - gouging the eyes out of any sinister looking pic finishes any problem with that. Bwahahahaha. Cake!