The World's Most Unfortunate Wedding Monogram

This isn't it.
Thanks to Ruth H. for the initial discomfort.
Note from john: For those you you who may not know, usually "DOA" stands for "Dead On Arrival." Less common meanings are "Dead Or Alive", "Date Of Arrest" and the ever-popular, "Darkener Of Apricot."
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Reader Comments (6)
"Till death do us part" sure doesn't last long any more, does it?
Thanks, john. (Learn sumpin' new every once in a while, yah?)
I used to work at the bakery that cake came from......"DOA" there meant that the guest of honor was "sleeping with the fishes", and the cake was made of cement.
(Delivered C.O.D. for the D.O.A)
=^~.-^= heehee
The best monograns continue to be from Frank Underwood.
My friend who just got married almost made her Monogram JRK. I had to point out to her that it looked like jerk. Coincidentally, that's what I call her now husband!
I just realized our monogram, had we even thought of that, would’ve been GPS. Wouldn’t have meant anything then, but it would sure crack up our kids looking at pictures now! Maybe just a pretty cake is best—you never know what will become jargon in the future!
What a way to start a marriage lol. That poor bride when she saw this.. lol.