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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Aug192014

The Most Brilliant Geek Troll I've Ever Seen

This is how you troll your geek friends, everybody.

THIS RIGHT HERE:

[standing up and applauding]

 

Thanks, Kendall J.! Live long, and may the Force be with you.

UPDATE!- This was made by Megan and Kendall of Short North Piece of Cake. And it was definitely intentional. Absolutely amazing work.

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Reader Comments (86)

@ Sharyn - you are WINNING Cakewrecks today!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSusan

@Minda He's a Stargate fan... get him a "Prometheus" cake that looks suspiciously like Serenity (Firefly).

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterR3Test

I work at the bakery at which this was made. It's the Short North Piece of Cake in Columbus OH. The decorator (Meghan) was playing a prank on her boyfriend by sending him a picture of this cake and asking him what he thought. He called her multiple times and texted her "emergency!!!" To tell her she wrote the wrong name on it. Meanwhile everyone at the bakery is laughing hysterically. It was fixed before it was sent out.
Thanks for featuring her cake!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLorien

@SaraCVT - I totally think I love you, that's brilliant :)

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAnnette

Kendall J. you win the internet today! That cake is awesome and hilarious.

It warms the cockles of my geeky little heart to see references to Farscape, Doctor Who, Firefly, Hitchhiker's Guide, AND Princess Bride all in one comment thread. My people.

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKat

I heard it can cross the Neutral Zone in less than 12 parsecs.

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterErin

Best comments section EVER :D

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMezzoDragon

Live long and may the Force be ever in your favor.

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAbby Normal

Way to go Kendall and Meghan!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMary D.

Maybe he was going for one of the Klingon ships!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterArathi

@Kat: INDEED, these ARE my people too, let's see, oh, LOTR, Stargate, oh, my...no Disc World reference...although that is strictly books, never had a tv show or movies...but...this really is amazing, and now you see why so many of us hang out here daily. We are all about warming geeky hearts because we all have them!
CW wins the interwebs today!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVaBeach alemaP

Isn't that the HMS Firefly? ;)

- http://joethewebguy.net

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoe Levi

@Kendall, outstanding work!
Sharyn, that was epic. I'm still laughing!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

@Lorien: After dealing with The Client From Complete and Total Hell today, I needed the laugh. I LOVE the image of the boyfriend freaking out while all of you are double over in laughter! Thanks for making my day!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTLC

*Claps hands* @Kendall Jensen and @Megan Anderson. This geek loves it.

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSam

All the cringes right here!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

FABulous, brilliant cake. Awesome non-wreck.

And... The added please of all the references in the comments. Y'all never fail to astound me. I was also astounded that my DH has become enough acquainted that he got most of the references. (He's a bit delayed on Farscape) but the rest... He's learning!! My geek has oozed to my life partner. I could not be grinning wider.

@msyendor ...& saraCVT I'd go for those suggestions!!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDi F

@Seabird Thank you for that link. How is it that of all the things my parents, aunt, and grandparents choose to share about times gone by, they leave out Spock singing Tolkien? What other awesomeness have I missed?

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTifa

It burns, precious!!

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered Commenteradafrog

May the force be with you as you live long and prosper! 😜

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCrystal

Geeky! (I don't even know what it's from...)

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPhoenix

@Rachel CrazyMum, @Tabbymom, @Seabird, @Susie Q, @Caroline B.: Thank you all, I appreciate it…and I used a translator, too. It’s been a looooong time since I studied Greek. In fact, right now, it’s Greek to me…. Star Trek and Star Wars were not a part of my childhood (I expand on this below in the next @), so while I am familiar with them, I am not very knowledgeable about them. Hence my comment. (Which, by the way, was close to a personal best for me for brevity….!)

@VaBeach alemaP: No, no deprived childhood, it’s just that Star Wars and Star Trek were not a part of my childhood. Science fiction shows were not in abundance on TV (nor was there an abundance of TV period). Radio was still very popular, and actually had “dramatic” shows – The Shadow, Fibber McGee and Molly, Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, to name a few. “The Twilight Zone” and “One Step Beyond” had some science fiction, and there was some Flash Gordon, but, frankly, TV wasn’t a big draw for us kids. Science fiction at the movies during this time featured a lot of science gone wrong, with a heavy emphasis on the dangers of leaked radiation or things coming from outer space. “The Thing” – the original, not the John Carpenter remake, scared us no end as did “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.” “The Creature from the Black Lagoon,” and its too many sequels, dealt with a prehistoric man-creature and his love for the leading lady. “The Incredible Shrinking Man,” a classic, starts off when a man out sailing sails through a mysterious cloud. Outer space brought us “The Blob,” another cult classic that has been remade, unfortunately. And the coup de grace, often cited as the worst movie ever made “Plan 9 From Outer Space,” showed just how entertaining a poorly made hodge-podge of a movie could be, disregarding the fact that its star, Bela Lugosi, died during the filming, and was replaced by someone who looked nothing like him. (A side note, some would argue that “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” is equally as bad – or good, depending upon your reference point. That film stars a young Pia Zadora. Don’t recall her? No surprise.) [Full disclosure: I have a soft spot for Pia because I met her at a music store where she was promoting her record – yes, she was a singer, too – and she gave me a copy and was very nice.]

I read a lot of science fiction as a kid: Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Robert A. Heinlein, and Arthur C. Clark, to name a few. A favorite book was “The Day of the Triffids,” which was later made into a movie.

So…no, happily I did not have a science fiction deprived childhood – it was rich with it. It was just a little longer ago. :-)

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermel

Well if you want to be BiTrektual you may like to hear this track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LB0T4OeTxI Actually there is also a whole album of the same name dedicated to Starwars/Startrek cross over (with a Dr Who track thrown in for good measure :)

August 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTinaPop

Lol my husband would love that cake. Huge Star Wars and Star Trek fan. I would be giggling in the background once he saw that lol.

August 20, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

@ Seabird: High five! I love how you played with your kid's head there!

August 20, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAisha

OMG, I so have to do something like that for a couple of our office geeks. I think I'll have the main Firefly character and someone from Battlestar Galactica stepping out of the TARDIS that's just landed in Narnia. Their heads will explode!

August 20, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNancy

Chewie sabataaged the ship!

August 21, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterFuzy2K

Is there supposed to be a satellite dish on it?

August 21, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRosie

A new (falcon awesome) Enterprise for the Millennium?

August 24, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRepubAnon

The USS is Correct, as in United Space Ship Enterprise NCC 1701

August 24, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

"Surprise! It's the Heart of Gold!"

August 30, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterM.A.

I want to see a Dr. Who and Dr, Seuss mash up. Anybody?

September 2, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterev

My eyes are burning

September 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterGeekMouse

@ev:

"Horton Hears A Doctor Who" immediately sprang to mind.

October 3, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

*horrified trekkie twitching*

April 1, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterWoad

Just needs Starbuck at the helm and reavers attacking...

April 21, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterPistolleer

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