I can appreciate couples looking for that one-of-a-kind wedding theme to really blow their guests away, but I still think I'd draw the line at "Tornado Victim Chic."
Unless they're planning to have flying debris over the dance floor while the guests drink Hurricanes and play Twister.
In that case?
I am SO IN.
Blame my city slicker upbringing, but I had no idea corn could grow this way:
I guess the baker got an earful about how the bride wanted her cake to POP, eh, Colonel?
And say what you will about wreckerators, but they know that the show must go on. Even when they forget their spatulas and have to decorate the cake in the back of a moving delivery van, on a slalom course, blind-folded, on fire, and using nothing more than a spork and whatever they can scrounge from the bottom of the florist's trash bin.
Thanks to Susie, Anony M., & Pat J., who tells me none of that actually happened, but I choose to believe it anyway so I can sleep at night.