Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
If it's good enough for Portal then it's good enough for you! No Lie!
"It's hatching!"
"Cracked, not wrecked"
"I may be a little cracked, but you know you still love me!"
"Still yummy"
"and Lo, didst thine cake be rent asunder on the third day of the third week of the third month, and from it didst rise the flying spaghetti monster; who lookedeth uponst it and pronouncedeth it "okay but not worth full price." And there wast much rejoicing. ("yaaay.")
Chelsea Clinton Fan Club Celebratory Wedding Cake (in pink)
Hailey
Because I went shopping while I was hungry.
Cat9776
For Sale
"You can convince your wife you made it from scratch!"
"It didn't look gross"
"Um...here"
"In case the cookies burn"
"I didn't do it"
Cheap cake = more $ for beer
"We would have to throw it out tomorrow"
"Sugar Fix"
"Hey, your kid dropped it"
"Cracktastic!"
"Craptastic!"
"Because your Mother-In-Law isn't that damned special"
WV is Quistie, which I think would make the best unintelligible cake caption, especially if you put an exclamation mark on the end!
Actually, it's a Doctor Who Series 5 theme cake, featuring the "crack in the universe" caused by the exploding TARDIS.
Impulse control problems.
"Diabetes is a myth"
"5 day rule!"
"Robert Pattinson loves fat chicks"
It's the thought that counts! And I thought I was too broke to pay full price for your cake.
At least it's not a CCC.
"Make something up"...when cake wreckers take an order too literal!
-Sonya
I may look like Quasimodo on the outside, but on the inside, I'm a hunka burnin' love!
or more appropriately:
I may look lik Quazimoto on the out-side but inside Im a hunka burnin love!
pomogook
"It has frosting!"
Choke on this, biotch! =)
This crack won't kill you
It's only three days old.
Megan
It was all you deserved, anyway.
Why did you buy the cake?
"I got nothin'"
Wreckerator tested, Wreckerator approved.
This is your cake. This is your cake on drugs. Any questions?
or
if you are too young to know that commercial:
This is your cake. This is your cake on crack. Any questions?
Sharon's Edible Art
"You're Diabetic, Anyhow"
But wait til you TASTE it!
Only pay for half a lie
"Better than it's cracked up to be!"
"Cut it and no one will know"
He's Just Not That Into You
For the post bad date binge...
Because you are what you eat - I'm sweet & cheap!
help me fulfill my cake destiny.
Cake Wreck.
Wrecked Cake.
Sharon's Edible Art
I'm writing this to cover up the roach leg
"I felt sorry for it"
Kathy D.
this will go straight to your a$$
98% Mold-Free
Congratulations for Surviving the Earthquake
(that split this cake...?)
better 'n strychnine.
"It's reasonably delicious."
Anniversary of the Invention of the Flux Capacitor
"It sure beats a lobotomy."
I've got a couple thoughts...
Better than a poke in the eye!
Aren't you glad it cake?
Eat cake responsibly
I'm not pregnant!
This is what I did with my fine arts degree.
- Trisha D
San Andreas Exploration Society
My suggestion: If you dont' care about "appearances" why should I?
Especially useful as a "sublte" hint to a spouse who has "let himself/herself go."
Because this way I don't have to share!!
I'm writing this to cover up the roach leg.
-Wen-Wen-Yang
The kids can't read yet anyway
"Poured my blood, sweat, and tears into this thing"
- Cindy
You need a new wardrobe anyway