Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
As with many successes in life, I like to celebrate my financial savvy with cake.
To give to that boyfriend you REALLY hate
Cheaper than crack!
You get Turned on by bad grammar!
Well... the dog may eat it...
Icing resistence is futile!
"Only just past expiry date..."
"Mostly edible"
"I'm having an off day"
Happy Unbirthday!
After all we have 364 of those...
"Giving Up Crack"
"Not enough $ for real crack"
~Yenni
special cake
Large pants are down the next aisle.
No matter how ugly the cake, there's always a fat kid who loves it!
(you know..because I love you more than a fat kid loves cake? Ah well..I tried :))
Why not?
YOU'RE about 50% off, so why not your cake?
why not?
When you care enough to buy the very cheapest.
Wrong someone who loves sweets? Make up with cake!
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault."
I love a good pun and all I can see is an earthquakey fault line!
"The 75% off one looked a little green and fuzzy, I know you like pink better."
"What?! You told me to get a pink cake because you're having a girl!"
I got through about 250 comments before I gave up. I think most of these are original!
Don't worry. I got the hair out.
Just think how hard they'll sleep tonight!
PS: The wrench is inside
I'm with Stupid.
National Geologists Convention
Save the Cake Foundation
Congratulations! You're fired.
Pie sucks.
Hey it's CAKE isn't it?;)
Melanie
Because it tastes like crack.
"Hedonism rocks"
I had them write this message around my crack. Love, Dad
Crack is whack! - Whitney Houston
"Shut your cake hole and EAT ME!" --Lisa
"D*** it, Jim, I'm a DOCTOR not a cake decorator!"
My mom said I could. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij2Xbu-XhCI
"the other cakes arent chocolate."
or "it had flowers."
or "it's all a blur...."
"no one has to know"
"yeah, but it still TASTES good"
alockmiller@gmail.com
"I can't disappoint my MIL anymore then I have"
"The crack is to deter your attention from the pink spermmies"
"What's my custom cake doing on the sales rack?"
-Carolyn
Oops. well, i bet it tastes fine anyway
Liz Sparks
Like special brownies without the jail time.
It's not what you look like on the outside, but who you are on the inside
"The other cakes aren't chocolate"
or "it has flowers on it"
Bella Thomas.
Probably said somewhere in the 850+ comments already, but I'd buy a cake that said:
"I was too lazy to bake it myself!"
My toddler insisted and I couldn't stand the embarrassment of another public tantrum.
"You know you won't care once the sugar high hits"
hmmmm...probably too long for this cake writer's skills - how about
"be grateful - no whining!"
I given up.
Cake: It's what's for dinner.
"Because the dog died."
"For the sweet tooth that fell out."
"Don't eat in one sitting."
"It's free."
"Love me? No? Damn."
"I'm no Bon Jovi, but it's what is on the inside that counts."
One with lots of plastic on top: "You need more fibre."
Lorna x
Because there are people starving in China.
Melodee Schwamb
"Cuz the schnozberries taste like schnozberries."
"If you don't buy this I'll get sacked"
"Now with 25% more Crack!"
"No animals were harmed during the making of this cake...
Just during the frosting"
It breaks the monotony of ice cream.
That's what she said!
Or:
"Because I'd heard what warm apple pie is like."
"...because I couldn't afford the flowers."
It's nuclear.
Got Tasty Goods?
Cheaper than therapy :)
"I don't care"
-Megan
a crack in the cake is better than cake in the crack
Who says 'it's only cake, it isn't love?'
wv pophyse- I pophyse that soon this wreckerator will be jobless.
Picture this on Cake Wrecks!