Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
.
Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
"This will probably make it to Cake Wrecks"
It's chocolate. That's all that matters.
Still tastes the same
This page Intentionally Left Blank
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet (are there any other computer/writing geeks that get this one?)
<a href="www.cakewrecks.com"> (I'm hoping this one comes out correctly...silly coding...)
Abdcefgihjknlmopqrztuvwxys (and yes, the mistakes are intentional...in my case)
Put roses on corners and writing in center
"Because bringing her cake will get you out of the doghouse."
"Eating a pretty cake feels like destroying a piece of art; eating an ugly cake does not come with the same sense of guilt."
"we only would have screwed up your custom order anyway"
"Because Mommy had a rough day."
OR
"Because whiskey makes Mommy angry."
-Team Cowan
Now contains 0 death crystals!
I don't judge you based on the way you look.
Part of a 'complete' breakfast.
It tastes like chocolate, even if it looks like a steaming pile of poo.
You're just going to poop it out anyway.
LOL I love this wreckerator! at least they have a sense of humor.
"hey, the cake cracked. How are we going to sell it? It's too much trouble to fix and we don't want to WASTE it."
*pause*
"Hey, I know!" *grabs a pastry bag* *scribble scribble scribble*
"There! Oh wait..." *grabs a half price sticker and slaps it on the box*
"There! PERfect.."
and you know some wise ass jonesing for a sugar rush will buy that...
Tastes better than it looks... maybe
Amy K
At least you got a "cake"!
It will make you feel better. Like a big chocolate hug.
I would go with:
"Waist Not"
It conveys both the message of not wasting something that's been made and that the buyer need not worry about the calories. Would you rather waste a cake or have a waist?
-WM (the great disco newt)
Why not?
Goes well with ice cream
A cake a day keeps the doctor in pay
Let them eat cake
Dosent get beter then this (sic)
I keep thinking of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy when I see "therapist" because of how it could be wrecked. "I'll take 'the rapist' for two hundred, Alex." "That's 'therapist', Mr. Connery." XD
"It tastes better than it looks"
"It's the inside that counts"
"This cake brought to you by the letters E, A, and T"
"The economy sucks, get over it!"
"Sprinkles are for losers"
"He never loved you anyway"
It's cake
Dont let me go to waist
$0.00: After $13.99 mail-in rebate; some restrictions apply; must return this label -- untorn -- with rebate form; download rebate form from www.cakerebate.com/blackandpurplefrosting.htm ; rebate offer good until 12/31/2008.
(NOTE: Website totally made up. As far as I know.)
"Sorry About Dead People"
when in doubt just confuse people!
megan (megala256@yahoo.com)
I Had A Coupon
gena
5 second rule
Hey. . . it's gotta be SOMEONE'S birthday, right?
At least it's chocolate!
My one-liner is:
You should see the other "guy"
because I can't get over how many times I see random quotes around words on cakes. Get's me every time.
"100% Biodegradable"
"Eat this cake, you will"
"It looks like Epcot"
"Now with Iocane Powder!"
How about ... "Because someone somewhere is having a 'brithday' today." :D :D
At least it didn't hit the floor.
Maybe next time, you'll remember to give us 24-hours' notice!
Because the dog ate my cupcakes.
Calories don't count when you eat cake standing up over the sink....
Lisa :)
"It reminds me of you"
"As seen on Cake Wrecks"
No coupon needed for discount.
It's got chocolate.
My one-liner is:
You should see the other "guy"
because I love random quotes around words on cakes. Gets me every time!
I promise, it only looks like poo.
Jen F
"Missing a bandaid...just sayin'"
"It's not a crack, I meant to do that"
I promise, it only looks like poo.
Jen F
"Because we're all gonna die someday, anyway."
"Just Cause.."
I promise, it only looks like poo.
Jen F
Because I'm not betty Effin' Crocker!
"I was hungry"
"I know I'm not going to like your dinner""
*leysive* - Leysive if anybody even likes this cake.
My parents went to the bakery and all I got was this crummy cake...
Anything for a sugar rush
Because I'm not effin' Betty Crocker!
"Cake Wrecks" Candidate