Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
Atleast these roses won't wilt.
Grandma's eyes aren't that good, she won't know the difference.
Because your mother-in-law will hate the cake no matter what you get.
Broken cakes have NO Calories!
Cathy -
At least the cat didn't lick this one.
4-H Project: less stinky than pigs & chickens but still edible!
Fat Kid Treat
The cake is a lie.
Just Cause..
"Like you could do any better"
Everybody Dies.
You know you weren't serious about starting that diet today, anyway.
"Because I heart cake
With a real heart between I and cake
make the heart red please"
:)
Cake Rapture came and this one was Left Behind.
Good by!
(spelling mistake on buy)
well she is a crack addict...
"This cake is not made out of cupcakes"
Last one left
*phomist* - I phomist to take you out to dinner after the novocaine wears off.
Because no matter how bad it looks, it's still going to taste better than what your mother would make.
:) Mags
magsgraphics.blogspot.com
"Clearance - cause the eggs were expired"
Love this site. My son and I spend hours here. He loves to read the wrecks
It's actually for the flying monkeys.
Because the voices told me to buy it.
It was on the list for the scavenger hunt.
There were samples
Because at this price, you can't afford not to.
Because nothing says I love you like "halving" your cake and eating it, too.
I don't have a one-liner, but many years ago, a friend of my mom's was put in charge of ordering her birthday cake - she got it to say "Happy Bar Mitzvah Murray" and told Mom she'd gotten it half-price!
I think most of them should just stick with "Ummm...."
The rose is shooting out rosettes, it's double ammunition all the way!
ooooh...
what does it mean?
"I suppose you could do better?"
There was a demon in your cake, but I removed it free of charge. You're welcome...
Mmmm cake ....
It tastes like chicken
I'm just as lonly as you are.
"At least I taste good"
"Meh."
"Please, I need this job!"
Whatever, you know you're going to eat it all anyways.
The hair in this cake is FULL of protein!
Clearance cake is better than no cake...
Not like I was gonna cook.
Umm... how about, "Don't Do Crack" ?
A wholesome message for kids AND the Wreckerator can get extra credit for the "intentional" crack in the middle as a creative/graphic element.
Mmmm cake....
Or
it tastes like chicken
"Because it was there, like Mt Everest"
"Snack Attack!!!"
"Hypoglycaemia" (British spelling to confuse the Wreckerators even more, heh!)
"Because a cup of tea is too wet without a slice of cake"
Let's see...
* It wasn't the cake's fault.
* Every cake deserves to have a second chance.
* What is a cake's destiny? To be eaten, yes? Does it really matter what it looks like? (Okay, yes, there are some exceptions)
* It isn't only half-priced, it is half-baked as well!
* What crack?
* You try decorating at 4 in the morning!
Om nom nom!
(Oh, no, no!)
:D xx
You'll never be skinny anyways. Give in!
Well, it was 50% off and little Suzie can't read yet anyway!
It was nicer than the raging case of explosive diarrhea the lunch truck was offering...
I felt sorry for it.
Please buy me, or I'll end up in the trash :(
Even cakes have bad days.
It's a Doctor Who cake. We have to save the universe you know...
http://agirlinherkitchen.blogspot.com
Leave it blank!
Because a sticker and a crack are worth 1,000 words.
Next time don't order 2 minutes before quitting time.
"I was at Target buying Wine Cubes and Feminine Products and thought, Hey! Why not a mediocre sheet cake?"
(I know it is a little long.)
(That is what she said.)
Cheaper than actually visiting the in-laws!
-Justin
"Cracked under pressure."