Wednesday
Jan212009
Why Suzy Needs Therapy
January 21, 2009 "Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"
"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"
"No."
"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"
"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."
[silence]
[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"
"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."
That's cold, Chad C. - real cold.
Reader Comments (290)
Oh my, oh my, oh my. I'm going to see that scary image in my sleep.
Oh. my. lord. That cake is giving birth. Either that or it's eating that baby. Hilarious.
DISTURBING!
What the.....?????
Wow this is seriously disturbing
Missy
That baby has the fullest diaper I've ever seen? Flopped it over on it's back like a stranded turtle.
That's hilarious! I'm sitting here at work with my mouth open in shock! Ha-ha!
That's definitely bizarre.
{runs screaming from Cakewrecks}
Wait...WHAT!?
That's a horrid picture! There's no way I could eat that cake.
Oh, that's just wrong...
OMG.....disturbing much?! what is it? a baby turtle?! lol!
ohh first comment?!***
I love it!!
That is seriously one of the weirdest things I think I've ever seen. Who would think this is cute?
It looks like a baby/turtle. I'm still not sure how I feel about this picture. There has to be some law about detaining children in cake.
What in the heck????? Who... But why... I just... WTF????
Not as creepy as the creepy baby cake, but still totally creepy.
~Sarah
The pansies are simply adorable.
I cannot bring myself to acknowledge the rest.
Oh. My. God. The creep factor just went to 11 or 12 on a scale of 10
Yikes!! Scariest cake I've seen, but why is it in the oven after it is frosted???
That is damned funny and SO like something I would think about doing to my own kids.
This is scary on SO many levels
This confuses me?
Did the baby doll eat the other doll, or did the mother bake the doll into a cake black bird style?
Either way a blue bloated flower covered baby is disturbing to say the least~
D'ylike baby? We've got rack of baby. Tastes like chicken! (sorry I'm channeling for Eddie Izzard)
This is weird...just really weird. The baby's stomach looks a bit like mine after I've had Taco Bell. Creepy.
So is that a doll, inserted into a cake? Or is that one of those insanely detailed fondant sculptures?
What in the heck was that bakery thinking??? That has to be the oddest thing I have ever seen cake wise
Oh. My. God.
Baaahahahahaaahaaa....any Mom will completely understand that!
Seriously I have no words! Kinda creepy...no. Kinda odd?....No I just have no words and that's pretty rare from me!
OMG!!! That so wrong on so many levels...
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man!
That's hideous....I have two friends that are pregnant (one of them with twins) and have the same due date...I'm thinking I'll be looking at all the baby cakes on this website for inspiration on their baby shower cakes...
What the heck is that supposed to be?!!! OMG! Definitely a WRECK!!! YIKES!!!
Pansies usually give me the warm fuzzies because they remind me of my childhood and how my mom always planted yellow ones just for me.... so, yeah, I'm pretty traumatized right now. What. the. H-E-Doublehockeysticks?!!!
Ooohhhh so CREEPY! I love it. Who wants fresh baby? Anyone? Fresh Baby- hot out of the oven...
Ha ha! I love the sweet little flowers stuck to the outside.
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com)
Puts new meaning to a bun in the oven..
That is scary. And definitely traumatizing! I'D be traumatized eating that :P
WV: mitzim. "Please pass the mitzim so I can sprinkle it on my doll"
Holy mother... That is so not right.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*running away screaming*
I do not think I have ever been more frightened by a cake. Nightmares for sure!
First!
Wow... What is that?! a turtle-baby hybrid experiment gone horribly wrong?
[Singing like Julie Andrews]
The hills are alive,
And they’re eating children...
This is odd. Odd and strange. Odd and strange and a little scary.
How do you come up with this? What makes you think, "We should make a cake that looks like a baby drowning in a pool, but to keep it from seeming to scary, lets add some flowers."
What.The.Frick? That is just....wrong.
That is just flat out weird!
"That's cold, Chad C. That's cold."
No.... That's wrong, Chad C. That's very, very wrong.
WV: brang. I brang my dolly to the store and misplaced her.... Why is the bakery wreckorator laughing?
I shall have nightmares about this cake. That is just creepy!
Why, why is that baby trapped in a blue hill? I don't understand the idea behind this cake at all! Sooooo creepy!
arrrrhhhhhgggggg!!!!
My 11 year old son Jordan said- "EW! Who wants to eat a plastic doll?"
Exactly.