Wednesday
Jan212009
Why Suzy Needs Therapy
January 21, 2009 "Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"
"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"
"No."
"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"
"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."
[silence]
[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"
"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."
That's cold, Chad C. - real cold.
Reader Comments (290)
That is awful. How could anyone even cut into that cake? Aren't the c-sections supposed to be done on the mom, not the baby? This is just wrong on so many levels!
What's even more terrifying is that it appears that cake-baby is sitting in an oven rack.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
there is something very disturbing about eating a baby.
Is it just me or does that infant look like it's bursting out of it's mother's womb? Eeeeewww....
i can only imagine how awesome it would be to eat the little fingers.
Just what this person was thinking... I don't think I even want to know.
Was the cake being baked for Ed Gein? Jeffrey Dahmer? Hannibal Lecter, perhaps?
Eek.
It's the Blob that ate the baby! (Cue cheesy 1950's B movie horror music)
Oh Wow - what the heck is that?!
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That's the creepiest cake I've ever seen.
what can I say besides, YIKERS!!! Kinda gives a new meaning to "fatback".
Creeeeepy.
oh i so wish i could do that sometimes to the toys i find all over the house!!! genius idea!
CREEPY!
That is just sick and wrong!
That is just plain weird!!
the baby cakes are always so disturbing to me. thanks for finding these and making sure that I have a laugh each day!
that's just so seriously twisted!
a whole new twisted twist on "bun in the oven" isn't it!
I think as far as creepy baby cakes go; this one takes the cake. :)
Baked baby in a floral Iron Lung.... very original.....gross, but original.
Adele
Ouch! LOL... that would be seriously traumatic for a little kid. However, as a big sister doing something like this to scare the pants off a younger sibling does sound brilliant and clever... >D
hysterical! creepy...but, hysterical!
that is the most terrifying thing i have ever seen! i hope they meant for it to look completely morbid, because otherwise, they're just a little off in the head!
wait...a lot off.
Is that just a display rack the baby cake is on? Or is it an oven...sick, sick, sick!
wow - that is more bizarre to me than the gross foot cake. Weird!
So creepy!!!
mmmm...plastic taste. :)
Looks, umm.... cuddly.
Creepy! Why.....just why?
...There are no words.
Oh no. Oh no no no! Someone is going to EAT that?! Call the cops!
Aaaggghhh! My captcha is ovener!
Yikes, I guess that's better than throwing the baby out with the bathwater, isn't it?
It looks like this baby was bred w/ a turtle and it ended up w/ a blue shell w. flowers on it. That is just sick!
Yet another example of why baby cakes almost never work.
This looks like the worst nightmare of a pregnant woman. The National Enquirer Headlines: Giant Baby Bursts Forth From the Womb Unassisted...
~Gwen
I don't understand
What would compel someone to do that?
surely that's not supposed to be pregnant belly. ick.
Awesome.
Oh. My. God.
I don't see anything wrong with it, if you're a CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget Suzy - I NEED therapy NOW! That is so sad and wrong. Poor baby.
OMG! That's nightmare enducing!
I want my mommy!
I kind of like the cake all by itself but the baby just ruins it!
Egads! Is this a poster for some new horror movie about baby eating cakes on the loose? This one is gonna give me nightmares.
Do they actually sell baby parts for cakes, or did this person disassemble an actual doll for this scary thing??
This just seems wrong on so many levels. lol. Yet tasty.
Ummmmm... creepy.
That's pretty disturbing, to tell you the truth.
OMG! Just wow. Um... yeah just wow.
Holy sheep!
So wrong, but so funny.