Wednesday
Jan212009
Why Suzy Needs Therapy
January 21, 2009 "Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"
"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"
"No."
"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"
"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."
[silence]
[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"
"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."
That's cold, Chad C. - real cold.
Reader Comments (290)
Why??
good thing i was not drinking when i checked in today.....id might need a new computer from the sudden burst from my mouth!
Mmmm, tasty baby. So tender. Baked to perfection.
Why?
Just
Why?!?
well... in the decorators defence... it really is a beatifully done cake...
yeah...
...
(Horror movie scream)
Ahhhh-Ahhh-Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Um...breathtakingly breathtaking...
please tell me it wasn't red velvet cake...
Baby Shower Idea!!!!!
what the hell IS that? does the baby have some crazy gas going on or something?
This is just messed up, lol!
O..M..G!
However, I do have somewhat of a theory on what it's SUPPOSED to be.
If you were to look at the cake from the top..it just m i g h t look like a baby in a onesie? Sort of? Eh..just a guess, lol!
Why, oh why would someone do that though?!?
Also..LOVED the story that went along with it :)
Wow, that's ummm, very ummmm, well it's really ummm... I'm not sure. Who comes up with these ideas, I think they may need to go see one of *those* doctors.
The only thing I can figure is that this is an ice cream cake and the racks are in a refrigerator/freezer.
(Well, who has white plastic-coated racks in an oven anyway, but still...)
Shocking!
Abby Normal's comment made me laugh harder than the actual post did. Awesome.
Okay Jen...we need the real story on this cake. What was it really supposed to be all about??????
Oh yikes, that's just downright scary!
AAAAHHHH!!!
Oh my dear God.
Hold me.
The really scary thing (assuming that it's an actual doll, not a REALLY well done fondant version)is that those dolls come perfumed with an overpowering baby powder scent. So not only is the cake visually terrifying, it's going to taste like it was doused in Love's Baby Soft.
OMG that is just wrong, so wrong in so many ways!
Baby! The other other white meat!!
Seriously, this is just.... horrifying.
W.T.F ?????????
That gives a whole slant on the endearment "babycakes..."
What'd she say when she saw it?
is this like, 'have your cake and eat it too' ?
funnknee!
P'shaw. It's not THAT disturbing.
I figure you cut off the limbs/head and stuck them onto the cake after the fact? I don't see how you could cook it with the doll in it, obviously. xD Melted plastic. D:
Well...if that is not the most disturbing thing I've seen all day...
Oh my...I think I'll try that with my daughter's laptop tomorrow..LOL!
That is absolutely terrifying.
ahem
disturbing yes
all it needs now is a carrot!!
lol
Hey, Willy Wonka warned that baby. He said, "No, that one's still in testing." But did the baby listen? No, it did not. I for one do not have any sympathy for that child.
Did this child chew some of Willie Wonka's gum? She looks like she is rapidly expanding!
omg
But she deserved.
Haha- I should show it to my kids. We have a little rhyme game we play with our newborn in which we call her Babycake. I wonder what they'll have to say about this masterpiece. :D
Also- it can't be an oven. There is a cardboard liner under the cake that will burn. And like someone else mentioned, white plastic-coated oven racks?
They definitely didn't bake the baby in. I bet they removed the head, arms and legs from a regular doll and inserted post baking. The all-plastic variety have limbs that pop out.
Somebody needs slapped. That, and I just wanted to add to the incredible number of comments today!!!
WV- pegad. PEGAD! That cake is just wrong!!!!
That's just wrong on more levels than I can even comprehend. Freud would run screaming from this nightmare.
When I was a kid in the 80's my siblings and I liked this one:
"Mommy, where's my Cabbage Patch Kid?"
"Shut up and eat your cole slaw!"
My first instinct was to scream. My second was to tilt my head and think, "maybe it's not THAT bad." My third instinct was to scream. ;)
I laughed. A lot!
that is really really disturbing
Ohmygod!
I'm laughing so hard I can barely type. Ya know whats even more twisted than this cake in it's present form? -the carnage of dismembered baby parts and bits of icing that would be left over AFTER cutting it up! Awesome!
This is wrong on so many levels. Where does one start?
*Bwahahaha!!*
Possibly the view from straight above looks cute. But side on? Ummm, no.
And I had to do a double take because at first it looked like it was in the OVEN. Which would be even more freakazoid. But it must be refrigerator shelves.
Okay seriously? This is way grosser than the intestines cake. Ew, ew, ew.
Get...in...mah...belleh! (said in Fat B____rd voice hehehe)
WV: ausloide - me! I'm a loide (lady) from Australia
Wow. That is seriously disturbing.
[otherwise speechless]
oh my deity...
WTF?? How would you even shelve that, under "Toys" or under "Bakery item?"
there are some CRAZY ideas out there. XDDD
thanks for posting! ^_^ i love this site!
OMG! WTF? There is nothing else I can say about this cake.
Who would order this!? I would LOVE to meet the "decorator" of this cake.
someone here said its inside the oven, its in a fridge not in an oven. lolz.
The skin on thar thing is totally creeping me out.
Is that a post partum depression baby in the oven cake?
Is it bursting a la alien out of its Mother's stomach?
Scary, scary and disturbing.
Cute pansies, I love pansies.
wvotd berin...is an architural firm in New York.
I was just wondering what to get our dear Malia Obama for her B-Day. I wonder if it comes in black?