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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Bikini Waxing Poetic




Itsy bitsy...


Weirdly sheeny...


Lumpy camouflage bikini...

That I saw in the bakery display!


An itsy slitsy...



Armed and weedy:


Yellow dirty dot bikini:


...and I think
that's enough
for today!


Happy Bikini Day to Megan K., Deanna C., Cheryl R., Meghann E., Gina L., & Jessica L.


And now, for those of us too chicken to wear a bikini, a moment of zen:


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Reader Comments (27)

The itsy slitsy cake has no thighs while the frog next to it has enough thighs for two frogs.

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterZeenia

I believe cake #3 is a depiction of an updated version of the treasured fairy tale, "The Princess, The Frog and The Slug."

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

Um, how are the cups attached to that second cake? I don't see any straps.

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

I just have to say, I love the representation of all body shapes and sizes wearing a bikini! :D

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterGingerSnap

That last one took me completely by surprise. Now I'll be looking for chickens hanging out in bikinis with sunglasses on - in my mind they look like Gonzo's girlfriends :)

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKimS

Gotta love the zen hen....even though it's done to a tern.....=^-.-^=

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

That chicken at the end: Why? Just why???

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

without a head, it seems the wreckers don't know how bikini tops work...HINT: the straps don't go through the neck!

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRenee

I guess I can understand a frog next to that slitsy bikini, as maybe she's swimming in a pond. But what on earth is that next to the frog? I think the idea of a dildo would be less disturbing than a slug, water snake, or dead fish...

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

That first girl has her tramp stamp on the wrong side.

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterkayk

Diggin' the tramp stamp and camel toe on the first one!

The second one looks like a prop from the temple scene in Arnie's "Conan the Barbarian".

As for that fourth one... I'm pretty sure I have, in fact, seen that Hentai. O.o

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Ah, you knew it was Bikini Day! Or else this is serendipitous.

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

Um, is the first one tattooed with a tramp stamp? LOL!

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLeah B

So, in the Armed and Weedy cake, I can't determine whether the top part is supposed to be a girl's weirdly concave, misshapen collar bones, or if it's supposed to be representative of deer antlers.

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

Is it a thing to turn your appendectomy scar into a heart?

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered Commentermsanthrope

HOW did they get that last cake to look so much like a chicken?

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterme

itsy slitsy... ROFLMAO

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJ

Ugh, I'm going to go there and say that those black swirls on the first cake right above the bikini bottoms look like public hair! 🙈

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMCR

why??? why must we make mammary cakes of such epic proportions? Why must we dine on vagine???WHYYYYYY?????

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAlyssa

I like to think that the "armed" cake was meant to be incredibly punny. Armed? Armed? Get it? No? Just me?

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCBushLite

"Enjoy the girls"? What?

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterGinger

Aaarrgh! That chicken! MY EYES!!

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterErica

Now there's an idea from that first cake. . Henna pubic hair could be a thing.

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKfh

I don't know if I'd go with a tattoo that looks so much like an, ahem, all-natural patch poking up from a too-low bikini bottom!

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAmber

In cake 4 it's really bad when a set of cake boobs can't get a bikini top to fit properly, much less try to get a piece of floss to cover sensitive lady bits.

July 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

Bwhahahahha now I have a new excuse to avoid the beach. The itsy, slitsy bikini definitely has me afraid lol.

July 6, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

No wonder the frog is hopping it - just look at that skin! How long has that bikini-wearer been under water?

July 6, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

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