Saturday
Dec052009
The Yuletide is Coming In
December 5, 2009 Now that we're into December, bakeries are working hard to make their designs more "season-appropriate."
Which is why you can now find, for example, the army toys attacking giant poinsettias:
"Call in backup! We need more silly string!"
"Oh Oh Oh" is right.And of course, that perennial holiday favorite:
The Puppy-Pecking Parasite of Pastries Past!
It's a deer tick.Eh?
Oh, c'mon, quit groaning: that was freaking brilliant on my part.
Heather M., Melissa G., & Jessica L., do you suppose they used "sugar doe" to make it?
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Reader Comments (120)
I saw the white monstrosity at W*lM*rt today while grocery shopping...
No deer on its back because it was cupcake sized.
I love the deer tick comment!
Nothing says "Merry Christmas"(or...sorry... "Winter") like Poinsettias in poop being attacked by army tanks....
The whole Santa and military stuff obviously made me start singing Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and then...
I couldn't stop giggling at the "deer tick" thingy!! I <3 puns!
OhOhOh - classic!
"Deer tick" freakin' rocked my socks off! Or, it would have if I'd been wearing socks at the time. I'm actually barefoot in bed and my roommate is giving me dirty looks for laughing really loudly at 12:45am.
On those first two especially, I have no words. Oh wait, I do have words--what.the.hell.
the frosting on those CCC's are as thick as turd's and the holiday tanks just made me chuckle.
the snowmen are being pulled under a lake of lava! and they're smiling! the horror! and who the hell would put a tiny reindeer on a shih-tzu? the proportions are all wrong and it just makes absolutely no sense... aahhhh! the confusion is too much for me... i need a valium. really liked the 'deer-tick' pun. brava!
-helen
wv:spast- i really spast out at the office holiday party.
They're all done in the best wrecky tradition, but the last one makes me go, "What?"
Sure, because tiny plastic deer always ride on the backs of small yappy dogs. Makes perfect sense. 0_o
Ahh! That dog's nose fell off! Somebody help!
That "Oh Oh Oh" reminds of a shopping bag that was on Jay Leno's headlines last year that also said "Oh Oh Oh".
That last bit was hilarious!!!! Deer tick!!! Too funny!!!!
I don't think that was a guitar. i think that was someone's Christmas agression coming out in the form of burning all things christmas in a giant lake of lava.
Just saying.
Oh and I loved the deer tick. It was brillant.
My eyes are still watering from the "deer tick" comment. Freaking amazing.
Uh... Deer Tick. Disgusting and Hilarious.
-Sylvia
Can't....stop....laughing.....deer tick!....HYSTERICAL!
Sometimes I come here and smile at the comments. Other times I giggle. On many occasions I LOL and I am actually laughing out loud. Then there are the special times. The times that I laugh so hard I disturb my neighboring cubicles. I laugh so hard that tears start to form in the corners of my eyes and if I had something in my mouth, (like water...clean it up now, sheesh)I would need a new monitor. This was one of those times. Deer tick?? Hysterical!
Thank you, again, for making my stomach and face muscles hurt.
Deer tick. Bahahaha. I love it!
Martha
My nose is still burning from seeing "deer tick" while sipping hot tea! ~ Sistah
the 'deer tick' one looks like a white bantha. Y'know. Bantha. From Star Wars.