Because For Easter You Get EXTRA Nipples, That's Why
April 19, 2019 Don't you just love Easter cakes, minions?
All the icing flowers and pretty patterns, and those springy pastel colors everywhere! Ah!
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It's just so beautiful.
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And... possibly deceased.
Well, at least Easter eggs are a no-brainer.
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::siiiiigh:::
Real Talk: I thought this technicolor bunny cake was kinda fun:
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Then Lorie told me it's supposed to be a mermaid tail.
::double take::
::head tilt::
::squinty squint::
Yep, still not seeing it. But I AM in the mood to listen to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat right now. "Bring ME my colored bun! My amazing colored BUN!"
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They're singing along on the inside, honest.
For the longest time I couldn't figure out who this cake reminded me of:
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Then with Star Wars Celebration last weekend, I finally remembered!
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You:
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"WHY, JEN, WHY."
Me:
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"Mayhap I've said too much."
And finally, a little Easter ditty, to the tune of Silver Bells:
Saggy boooooobs
Saggy boobs!
It's Easter time In the bakery
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Ring a ling
Headless screams!
Soon we will see
Nipple playyyyy
Thanks and deepest apologies to Christy F., Jessica G., Lorie B., Lauren L., Chad E., Carolyn S., Laura B., & Jaime J. for helping me get that off my chest.
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Reader Comments (20)
Wait. Is that a Balchinian from Men in Black?
On a separate note, I do NOT appreciate the bakery making tiny naked sculptures of me without my permission. Sheesh, how rude! (What were those things actually supposed to be?)
That one cake looked like Falkor to me.
Buns...you've got me thinking about the 30-Second Bunny Troupe....
...and the bun in the 5th cake is merely suffering from Chinballsia....
What the H377 are those last things supposed to be? They resemble little, white fireplugs!
Am I the only one who thinks the bunny butt cupcakes are cute?
Jo: Yes. Yes, you are.
Bunnies diving underground or Venus of Willendorf reproductions?
Jo: yes, you're the only one. I did guess they were bunny butt cakes, but they don't LOOK like that. They look much more like - what Jen said.
No, Jo. I thought they were adorable!
Soooo...all I saw in the “mermaid tail” was a duck
5th pic: All this while I never realized I wanted a square bunny.
It took me entirely too long to figure out the saggy boobs were bunny butts. LOL
No, Jo, I think the bunny butts are ADORABLE!
Maybe if they'd used green sprinkles, more of us would've seen bunny butts. And now we've also seen earthworms on an egg, too. The little yellow guy actually is kind of cute, though.
I thought that mermaid tail was a very large misshapen pineapple lol. Shows what I know anymore lol.
Ah, it's NSFW season again at Cake Wrecks! Bunny butts with extra nipples and all. Woo!
I thought it was a multi-colored fried shrimp.
Oh, so the tits are the bunnies' *feet!* Now I get it. Meanwhile, if I ever want the Venus of Willendorf on a cupcake, I know what to ask for.
I thought the "bunny butts" were little Venuses of Wallendorf...
Silly me. Lacking imagination, I thought they were two-headed chicks, possibly with pompadours, except the faces were... well, wrong... 'sigh'