Boom, Boom, Acka Lacka Lacka Boom!

It was a night like this,

Forty million days ago.
A wreckerator piped a blob
Called it "cakey dino."

This one was spitting fire,

This guy was blue as ice!

I felt a little wired,

so I wrecked this next one twice!

I wrecked the dinosaur.

I wrecked the dinosaaaaaaur!

[Everybody, now!]

Open the door,

Get on the floor!

Everybody wreck the dinosaur!

Open the door,

Get on the floor.

Everybody wreck that dinosaur!

Boom, boom, acka lacka lacka boom!
Boom, boom, acka lacka boom boom!

One night I dreamed a dream,

Such a cute and lovely cake!

But it was not to be,

When I saw it awake:

That night while at a fancy wedding,

I looked around the room.

Behold the Wreck - you must be kidding:

That's what they got the groom??

They wrecked the dinosaur.

They wrecked the dinosaaaur!

Don't be a bore,

Get on the floor:

Everybody wreck that dinosaur!

Sorry you're sore, get on the floor!

Everybody wreck the dinosaur!

Some are pink and girly,

Some need a throat lozenge,

*cough hack cough*

Still we know that surely,

The dino gets his revenge!

BOOM, BOOM, ACKA LACKALACKA BOOM
BOOM, BOOM ACKA LACKA BOOM BOOM!

Hey Alison G., Jill B., Susanna K., Kelli T., Jeremy W., Sunny W., Debbie C., Misa M., Molly S., Marla S., & Liz S., have you ever seen the music video to this song? Wow. That's all I'm sayin'. Just...wow.

[UPDATE: Turns out the vid is only viewable for U.S. viewers. Sorry, guys!]

The Cake Wrecks Phenomenon

Think the wreckage only extends to sugary baked goods?

Think again.

My friends, meet "The Sprinkle Roll":

It's a California Roll...with sprinkles on it.

Yes, real, sugar sprinkles. Brian S., who found these at his local Sushi bar, tells me they taste about how you'd expect. (Which is to say, not good.)

Apparently this company went looking for a logo in our inappropriate balloons posts:

"Stop imagining"? What do you think I've been TRYING to do?

Also, wouldn't that logo be more appropriate on a pair of swim trunks?

(HEYO!)

And finally, you know you've been reading this blog too long when a simple road sign makes you giggle/guffaw/startle the cats with screeches of amusement:

What, you mean, like this?

[giggle]

Marshmallow icing always was my favorite.

Hey Brian S., Micheline F., & Jacob & Jennifer H., if you ever see this:

...you can blame me.