Hawaiians Weep Tonight

OK, everybody! Sing it with me!

We-e-e-e-EE-EE-e-e-e-we-oh-mum-a-weh
We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-we....

What does
that saaay?

A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh

In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians weep tonight

In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians scream in fright.

A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... flip-flop dismaaaaay.

A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... Those. Aren't. Okaaaaay.

Near the village, there's lava spillage

They may not last the night...

Near the village, the gummies pillage

Hawaiians flee their plight.

A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... beach disarraaaaaay.

A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... throw that awaaaaay.

[wailing and instrumental solo]

Hush my darling, don't dare, my darling

That pineapple's not right...

Hush my darling, don't stare, my darling

HAWAIIANS WEEP TONIGHT.

HEP HEP!

Aloha OY! to Anony, Deirdre, Susan K., Melissa V., Lisa & Kate & Rob, Sophie J., Karen H., Alyssa B., Patricia M., Samantha M., And Christy J., for braving their various bakeries to send these to us. It's a jungle out there.

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Bill Of Wrongs

So my son has a test soon on the Bill of Rights.

Lucky for me, Wreckerators make explaining them easy!

Freedom of Assembly

Even if no one else understands why you're there.

The Right To Bear Arms

He'd like his back, please.

Freedom of Speech

Remember, just because you can say something doesn't mean you should...

Freedom of Religion

AMEN.

The right to a speedy, public trial.

Er, that's "PUBLIC" -- with an "L". o.0

No Unreasonable Seizures

I can't decide whether the sight of this cake causes seizures, or it was made by someone having one.

Lucky me, works either way.

The Right Against Self-Incrimination

One should always plead the fifth after drinking one...

No Cruel And Unusual Punishments

Let's see... Starting a lifetime fear of dolls:

✓ Cruel
✓ Unusual
✓ Punishing

Nailed it!

Y'know, I think my son's test is going to be a piece of cake.

I proudly assert my right to thank Heather P., Robyn D., L&K K., Kathy K., Ashley, Sarah S., Kelsey V., and Rachel M. for having strong enough constitutions to take these pictures.

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