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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Flotsam (8)

Monday
Jan282019

At Least They're Not Staplers?

 

Thanks to Makaria R. & Tina, who have "upper management" written all over them.

...Sorry about that, ladies.

 

Epilogue 


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Thursday
Nov152018

When More Is Less and Less Looks Stupid

It's Use Less Stuff Day, bakers - not to be confused with USELESS stuff, since we all know cat toothbrushes are never happening anything.

So let's talk about this:

THIS IS TOO MUCH STUFF.

(Side Note: Who brings a Batman plate to a Star Trek Beach party? I mean, REALLY. Let's stay on theme here, people!)

 

And furthermore:

THIS IS ALSO TOO MUCH STUFF.

 

Bakers, imagine - if you will - a world. A world where you use LESS stuff.

I SAID, "IMAGINE IT!"

 

That's better.

 

Hang on, we seem to have overshot in the opposite direction.

 

Tell you what, bakers, try this: how about a single, tasteful accent?

::long, drawn-out, exasperated sigh::

(It's a strawberry. Beyond that, I have no answers.)

 

Right. New plan: let's work to your strengths!

Presenting...

RANDOM FLOTSAM CUPCAKES

Super Bieber Rangers, GO!

 

Thanks to Tony S., Kari N., Christen F., Scott J., Marc B., Lisa F., & Claire O. for making the Batman 'Trek Beach crossover look like... well, a day at the beach.

(P.S. I'd like to point out that the "one month old" cake is the oldest pic I have left that I haven't posted yet... but that would be a lie. And see, John? I DID USE IT EVENTUALLY. )

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