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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
January 28, 2019;)
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Reader Comments (22)
YEAH!! A John (thoj) stick figure post! Love it!
That actually makes sense.
:D :D :D
Yay!!!! Stick figures!
And Office Space!
Best ever!
GREAT!!! One of my fav movies of all time. You made my day!!
I don't know... I kinda want that bubblegum cake.
wait...let's talk about that last one. The label says "brownies uniced." Why are the un-iced brownies yellow? what are they covered in?
..........................they took my stapler...........................
...............gonna burn the bakery down.........................
This was great! I used to work in the bakery of a major grocery chain, and this is something I would have done...not the candy...the STAPLER! :)
I love it!!! Office Space (and THOJ) days are the best!
What would you say you do here?
Chiming in for the stick figure drawing love. :)
I have to say, these were a lot better than I imagined, which were random icing squiggles all over the place. That gum cake looks like it took a lot of effort, I must say.
…So, did people take the cakes outside and beat them afterward?
DOTS. DOTS are good. Whatever else somebody might put on a cake, DOTS are fine by me.
I worked in a grocery store bakery for way too long as a cake decorator. I averaged 50 decent quality cakes a day. I can see how a more novice decorator would do these in a panic.
That stapler in the cake is perfect lol. I loved these :D
How do you do those eyes? You can SEE what the figure is thinking.
Even better: the stapler should be baked into the cake.
Someday when I retire, I want a red stapler on my retirement cake. (An actual stapler, not an icing one.)
this is so fucking funny
You seem to have conflated Lumbergh with the "pieces of flair" guy.
Becky they might be using a different definition "Uniced definition is - not containing or chilled with ice : not specially cooled."
And does anyone know where all those germs wrappers have been?
Flair!!! The cakes all have FLAIR!!!