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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (172)

Friday
Oct052018

FYI: The Halloween Ghosts Are Coming Along Swimmingly

ATTENTION MINIONS:

Just a PSA to let you know your friendly neighborhood wreckerators have been MOST productive this week.

Check out what's "Coming Soooooon."

(It's actually supposed to read "Boooo," but my version is way scarier when you throw sperm into the mix, am I right?)

 

(Granted, almost EVERYTHING edible is scarier when you... sorry. I'll stop now.)

Yeah. My thoughts exactly, little guys.
(Look at their little arm floaties! D'awwwww. So adorable.)

 

Of course, as we ladies know, it only takes one:

Ghost, that is.

You know, to scare you.

It only takes one ghost to scare you.

Because these are all TOTALLY ghosts we're talking about.

Right, guys?

"Yep, only ghosts here!"

"We're super scary!"

"OoooOOOOoooo!"

"Anyone seen any giant bubbles we can head-butt really hard?"

"SHUT UP PHIL WE'RE GHOSTS"

 

Thanks to Bethany E., Erin W., Jen N., & Jennifer K. for the weirdest sex ed class ever.

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Wednesday
Sep262018

I Would Tell You To Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter, But Who Are We Kidding Here?

It's Hump Day, minions!

THIS MUST BE CELEBRATED IN AN APPROPRIATELY INAPPROPRIATE MANNER.

So let's mosey on over to a certain bakery's display counter (!!), and see what kind of kids' birthday cakes they offer, shall we?

::mosey mosey mosey::

 

Ahh, here's a design I'm calling, "When The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Come Out Of Their Shells"

0.O

[awkard silence]
Er... Cowabunga, dudes.

 

( Hand placement, Donny & Leo. HAND PLACEMENT)

 

Thanks to Sophia S. for reminding us that what happens in the sewers, stays in the sewers.

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