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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Monday
Jul092018

Everyone, Quick! TAKE OFF YOUR BRA

[WARNING: I know this will shock you, but one of today's cakes is a little NSFW. I think. Cast your vote in the comments.]

 

Today is National No Bra day, minions, so let's take a moment to get in the proper celebratory mood.

[eyebrow waggle]

::sounds of things crashing and flying through the air::

AHHHHHH THAT'S BETTER.

Now, the truth is I don't really have any appropriate cakes for No Bra Day. (CURSES.) So instead, I thought I'd take this opportunity to share some random and completely unrelated wreckage.

You know, like these saggy balloons:

 

And this lady snorkeler:

So buoyant!

 

And this bunny:

 

I can also offer this assortment of cheap-but-perky cupcakes:

(Why yes, they WERE stored in the freezer, how did you know?)

 

And finally, a pair of perfectly proportioned... volcanoes?

I mean, sure, they're no Grand Tetons, but they can fill out a forest, mmmmmkay?

 

Thanks to Alli N., Jenny S., Kellie M., Angela, Mariellen, & Jennifer M., who actually DID find us an appropriately inappropriate cake for No Bra Day, so... ENJOY:

(She needs to use some of that hair gel on her boobs, am I right?)

(Also, is this even NSFW? Do those even count? And is anyone else as disturbed by frosting Dagger Nipples as I am?)

(P.S. "Dagger Nipples" is my Stripper Assassin name. You're welcome.)

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Tuesday
Jul032018

Fourth Coming Wrecks

And now, to celebrate the birth of our great nation, I give you...

Firework Cakes That Look Like Ding-Dongs

(I find it helps to hum the William Tell Overture as you scroll.)

(Oh, go on. You know you want to.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

And to all you phallic firework bakers out there:

 

Thanks to Erin W., Maneka P., Brouk, Gail D., Elisabeth M., Jessica G., Holly Anne, & Dana S. for the reminder to always handle your fireworks with care, lest they go off prematurely.

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