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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Wednesday
Aug082018

Catch 22

Sometimes what starts out as a cute idea for a cake can go very, VERY wrong.

That's where I come in.

Ready?

I *think* this is a groom's cake.

Let that visual sink in for a moment.

(Get it? "Sink in?")

 

Because it only gets worse from THIS angle:

0.O

Oh.

My.

Freudian Field Day.

(Is it fair to say this wreckerator really blew it?)

 

But on the plus side, at least there's no hook through the bride-to-be's cheek! Haha, am I right? I mean, THAT might have been a little weird.

 

Thanks to an anonymous minion for the bait & switch.

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Monday
Jul092018

Everyone, Quick! TAKE OFF YOUR BRA

[WARNING: I know this will shock you, but one of today's cakes is a little NSFW. I think. Cast your vote in the comments.]

 

Today is National No Bra day, minions, so let's take a moment to get in the proper celebratory mood.

[eyebrow waggle]

::sounds of things crashing and flying through the air::

AHHHHHH THAT'S BETTER.

Now, the truth is I don't really have any appropriate cakes for No Bra Day. (CURSES.) So instead, I thought I'd take this opportunity to share some random and completely unrelated wreckage.

You know, like these saggy balloons:

 

And this lady snorkeler:

So buoyant!

 

And this bunny:

 

I can also offer this assortment of cheap-but-perky cupcakes:

(Why yes, they WERE stored in the freezer, how did you know?)

 

And finally, a pair of perfectly proportioned... volcanoes?

I mean, sure, they're no Grand Tetons, but they can fill out a forest, mmmmmkay?

 

Thanks to Alli N., Jenny S., Kellie M., Angela, Mariellen, & Jennifer M., who actually DID find us an appropriately inappropriate cake for No Bra Day, so... ENJOY:

(She needs to use some of that hair gel on her boobs, am I right?)

(Also, is this even NSFW? Do those even count? And is anyone else as disturbed by frosting Dagger Nipples as I am?)

(P.S. "Dagger Nipples" is my Stripper Assassin name. You're welcome.)

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