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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Apr302019

This SHOULD Be NSFW, But... Nope

Minions, you ever get the feeling your baker has a one-track mind?

I mean, Sweet Stay Puft, the only way this could be more obvious is if it came with a tunnel and a Playgirl subscription.

(Also there's a caboose joke in here somewhere, I just know it.)

 

Then there's all the sports stuff! C'mon, guys, you're not fooling anyone with your "scoring" and "hole-in-ones" and "dribbling down the court," which Google tells me is an actual sports thing...

...and also a pretty accurate description of whatever's happening here.

 

o.0

Nope. Not touching that one.

 

We all like to think graduates have a good head on their shoulders, but then again...

... we don't usually have to specify how many.

 

Still, it's nice to know that if someone wants an ACTUAL cake phallus, we can trust bakers to provide something that is almost, but not quite, exactly unlike a one-eyed trouser weasel:

Wow.

The grassy patch and bubbles are inspired.

::head tilt::

Though by what, I have no idea.

 

Thanks to Samantha A., Tanya S., April W., Miranda, & Tiffany V., who thinks her bakery needs to make more Thomas the Train cakes to beef up on their ding-a-lings.

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Reader Comments (12)

Sure that last one is supposed to be a phallus? Maybe the decorator is of the mind that the less natural it looks, the more tasteful it is.

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

Dribbling down the court.......hahahahaha

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKim

OMG the one with the "bubbles"....gives a whole new twist to "pearl necklace". :|

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCristin

LOL. Love your disclaimer to FB.
And if that’s a tassel, I’ll eat my ... graduation cap?
Such points for correct spelling and then - that. 😬

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDi F

Regarding the last one: WTH ?!?!

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNew England Flybaby

@Di_F That's supposed to be a TASSEL?! That's quite a relief, I gotta tell you.

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

That last one, though. String of pearls? Check. Bizarre green fuzz? Check. Exploding...part? Checkedy check.

I give this post a Double Dribble

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterdeb in atlanta

SPIRT - that made me giggle-snort. Was NOT expecting that! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDawnB

One-eyed trouser weasel - made me spit my coffee!!!

April 30, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSarahJ

I cannot stop giggling. I honestly wonder if the wreckerators are blind or blissfully ignorant of what these things look like... lol back to laughing.

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

That's supposed to be a mortarboard? I figured it might be a tassel, but couldn't figure the rest of it. Why? Just why?

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

one-eyed trouser weasel... heh heh heh...

May 1, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

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