A Wedding Dead End

Halloween is the perfect time to dig up some creepy-but-elegant wedding cake designs, don't you think?

Like this bony beauty:

Creeeeepy. But elegant!

Careful, though; in the wrong hands, a design like this could easily deteriorate into a truly grave situation:

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Oh, hang on; it's missing the flowers!

PERFECT.

Thanks to Kayleigh P. for the remains of the day.

Back Off, Man. I'm A BAKER.

Are you bothered by strange noises in the middle of the night?

Plus rampant rodent droppings?

Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement, attic, or bakery?

"You guys, I have a feeling there's something really creepy below us..."

"SEE?!"

Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or super sarcastic ghost?

"Like, boo, or whatever."

How about an entire tray of cupcakes giving you the finger?

If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute! Pick up the phone and call the prefessionals.

WRECKBUSTERS.

Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve ALL your supernatural elimination needs.

"So let me get this straight: You're saying the ghost of your filet mignon just pooped on your couch?

"I call bullsh*t."

WRECKBUSTERS.

We're ready to relieve you!

"Ok, who brought the dog?"

Hey E.L., Marsha M., Rose B., Grace K., Jessica B., Kayla F., Scott D., & Dustin S., listen! Do you smell something?