A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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October 22, 2013 Kari K. ordered a birthday cake with a picture of several puppies on it, and then - just to make it extra festive - asked the baker to pipe party hats and glasses on the dogs.
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
;)
Doggone it.
October 21, 2013 [howling wind]
[howling dog]
[howling wind and dog together]
[plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains]
Darkness falls across the land...
Prince Humperdink: SKIP to the end!
Oh. Ok.
[ahem]
The fowl-est stench is in the air...
;)
"Quack."
The FUNK of forty thousand years!
;)
Give or take an eon.
And Grizzly ghouls from EVERY tomb...
;)
Rawr.
Are closing in...to seal your DOOM.
;)
Patriotically.
And though you fight to stay alive...
;)
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm missin'myarm, and whereismyface?"
Your body starts to SHIVER.
;)
...me timbers!
(Or maybe that's Orlando Bloom. Hm? LADIES?)
For no MERE MORTAL can resist...
;)
Baby Cthulhu!
Or...
;)
... David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double rainbow!
The EVIL...
(Oh. Or that)
...of...
THE GRILLER.
;)
MUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
AHA...
Wait.
Is that supposed to be steak?
Ew.
Thanks to Melinda M., Sarah C., Natasha, Nell H., John M., Rebecca J., Carrie, Robin L., Wolfie, and P. Humperdink for saving us from having to find a cake for "y'alls neighborhood."
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