Cake Wrecks At The Movies

Famous movie quotes paired with Cake Wrecks? Why, that's:

"Elementary, my dear Watson!"

So...

"Come play with us, Danny!"

"Come play with us... forever... and ever... and ever."

"If you build it, he will come."

He swings, he scores!

"You can't HANDLE the truth!"

...your what? YOUR WHAT?!

"You had me at 'hello.'"

Turns out Renée was a real valley girl.

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

You and me both, sister.

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

And finally, my very favorite:

"DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS."

Thanks to Milissa M., Britani O., Trish, Erica M., Kimberly B., Helen Z., Anony M., & Kerami A. for going ahead and making our day.

Are You Smarter Than a Wreckerator?

It's American Education Week, friends, so if you'll indulge me, I'd like to take a moment and wax poetical about the world's somewhere-between-17th-and-52nd best education system.

You see, here in the States we learn everything we need in life, from the very basics:

(The difference between an apple and a bell pepper is more advanced.)

...to spelling and punctuation:

...to those oh-so-vital math skills.

We also have more advanced studies of the human, um... whatever this is:

I'm pretty sure that's butt stuff.

Here we're encouraged to keep writting(s?):

...to keep our stars shinning:

...and to always enhance that one student's mind's 2013:

That one's a little confusing, I'll grant you.

Because here in the US we honor our honor stundels:

...encouraging them to Imagin a world where they can Acheive their dreams:

A world where, say, all you have to do is copy little plastic signs for a living.

...from the very beginning of the school year:

...to the bitter(sweet?) end.

Yay.

Thanks to Janel J., Anony M., Kate B., Brittany J., Juli K., Anony M., Linda R.., Rae L., Tanya, Janica C. & Laura B. for the education.