First Person To Comment On The M&Ms Gets To Explain It

When the edible images only stick to icing, but you're too lazy to frost the whole cookie:

We don't talk about the first one.

Here's another thing I guess we're not talking about?

Best to stand around awkwardly and see if anyone else notices.

(Then vehemently deny it when they do.)

I'm pretty sure they mean the soda, but tell me you don't want to drop this off in the break room when no one's looking:

::evil grin::

This next one isn't cake, but someone turned 4 pineapples into the members of KISS, soooo....

Please note Gene Simmons' tongue made out of watermelon rind.

That is all.

Thanks to Sarah A., Mike, Carissa R., John A., & Diane G. for the KISS and tell.

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Our World Cup Runneth Over

Bakers, let's talk about soccer.

Because of all your balls...

...the soccer ball seems to be the most difficult for you guys to grasp.

And believe me, when it comes to ball grasping...

...we want you to have a firm grip on the situation.

(John: "Uh, I think that's supposed to be a basketball cou..."
Me: "SHHHH.")

For example, some of your balls are too fuzzy:

While others are lumpy and uneven:

Some of your balls are too small:

And others... well... are they supposed to be that color?

Look, bakers, we know that Soccer balls come in all shapes and sizes, and each is uniquely beautiful in its own way.

Unless it's this way:

Seriously, man, put that away. You're just embarrassing yourself.

And to all you World Cup fans out there:

Hang loose, you crazy nuts, you!

Thanks go Andrea C., Jennipher D., Charesse, Becky N., Diane L., Amy N., Abi H., & Ilana W. for the balls-to-the-wall excitement.

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