Happy Birthday To You, Me, & Maybe A Demon Llama or Two

Heppy Birthdey...

...toooo you!

HAPPY BIRtHYdAY

No, hang on.

Binthday?

Birinthd?

B?

Let's go with B.

Ahem hem hem.

HaRRy Brithdy

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Er, I mean..

hPA PPy?

Wait, here we go:

BHIARY RHDPAYY

...dear Min-ionnnnnnnns!

TOOOOO

John: "Demon Llama?"

Jen: "I was going for 'ewe'. You know, 'eeeeewe."."

John: "..."

Jen: "WORK WITH ME HERE."

Thanks to Mitzi C., AK, Michelle H., Alicia J., Nicky M., Stephanie L., Adria P., Danielle M., & Tara D. for the

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I Finally Get The Last Word… So Of Course It’s Misspelled

Yeah! Go SPORTS!

Of course it's easy to focus on the mistakes, so let's take a second to appreciate that somewhere there's a professional baker who actually did this... on purpose.

("I call it, 'Barbie's Dream Petri Dish.'")

Could be worse, though. This one makes me want to launch a CSI investigation:

("Looks like Merle... [SUNGLASSES].... got smoked.")

And yes, I do realize "CSI investigation" is redundant.

SPEAKING of which...

Ow. My brain.

Because nothing delights a girl on her birthday quite like chopping off the head of a terrified Minnie Mouse:

"Don't worry, Minnie, this'll only hurt for seconds."

Just think: last week two of you loyal wrecky minions spotted this display, took a photo, and sent it in to me:

I love it when that happens! It's like Missed Connections, Cake Wrecks style!

So Sara? Brittany? YOUR DESTINY TOGETHER AWAITS.
(Dibs on the wedding cake photos.)

Oh, and I think that bamboo plant is trying to lick us.

A few weeks ago a couple of readers had a discussion on Twitter about Cake Wrecks, and since they kept tagging me in it, I was privy to their thoughts on how our posting misspelled cakes smacks of "intellectual snobbery," and really isn't that funny anyway.

I didn't reply at the time because the two weren't talking TO me, just ABOUT me. However, now, at long last, I believe I have an appropriate response.

Ahem hem hem.

This was supposed to say "Celebrate."

[drops mic]
[walks off stage]
[trips]
[scrambles up]
[steps on skirt]
[pantses self]
[slinks off, stage left]

YEAH.

Thanks to Mag D., Allison A., Mark F., Laura H., Sara E., Brittany A., & Barb F. for celetraling with us.

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