Our World Cup Runneth Over
June 28, 2018 Bakers, let's talk about soccer.
Because of all your balls...
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...the soccer ball seems to be the most difficult for you guys to grasp.
And believe me, when it comes to ball grasping...
;)
...we want you to have a firm grip on the situation.
(John: "Uh, I think that's supposed to be a basketball cou..."
Me: "SHHHH.")
For example, some of your balls are too fuzzy:
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While others are lumpy and uneven:
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Some of your balls are too small:
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And others... well... are they supposed to be that color?
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Look, bakers, we know that Soccer balls come in all shapes and sizes, and each is uniquely beautiful in its own way.
Unless it's this way:
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Seriously, man, put that away. You're just embarrassing yourself.
And to all you World Cup fans out there:
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Hang loose, you crazy nuts, you!
Thanks go Andrea C., Jennipher D., Charesse, Becky N., Diane L., Amy N., Abi H., & Ilana W. for the balls-to-the-wall excitement.
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Reader Comments (15)
Say the word "balls" one more time Jen. Hahahaha Today's post kept me rolling.
Corny AND dark. You rock, Jen!
If the goal was to make soccer balls, these bakers have met their match. Whatever they used as models, it's obvious they couldn't draw them correctly. These bakers are not forward thinkers and there is no defense for any of these fiascoes. With awful bakes like these, how do these guys have any net worth?
As long as they're liberally slathered in icing, I don't care what color or shape they are!
I can just taste 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 all the way from here! Yum! p-8
.........Hmm. Why does the next to last wreckfection look misty, inside the lid? Was something breathing in there????
Hehehehe balls hehehehehehe
Wow... 😂 these bakers need to actually look at the finished cake.
Yes, but are they schweddy?
I thought #2 was a, um, well, you know what, with a jump rope.
As a baker, I have to say, soccer balls are the absolute worst ball to copy. They are awful. The black spots are pentagons and the white spots are hexagons. If you are off by a millimeter, the entire design is shot. Now, saying that, these are the worst soccer cakes I've ever seen... lol
At least birthday was spelled correctly on the pink and green one that was garnished with green deviled eggs.
Well those have to be the scariest balls I have ever seen lol. Oh wreckerators why do you do this?
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Just so you know, picture 5 is a pet toy on a durian.
WHY does the penis have a jump rope?!?