What Did You Do, Ray?!

Did you see they're making a new Ghostbusters movie??

No no, ANOTHER new one.

So I think I speak for all of us when I say...

...this is why you don't abbreviate "who are."

I do have a few questions, though. Hang on. ::shuffling notes::

Ahem.

Question 1:

Where do these stairs go?

You're right. No... human being... would stacks cakes like this.

Question 2:

Who does your taxes?

I hear this guy has great rates.

Question 3:

Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

o.0

I'd call that a big "yes."

And lastly...

OK, who brought the dog?

He keeps staring at me with the bug eyes.

Thanks to D'anita H., Amy C., Robyn G., & Andrea N. for being my cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA. And also for tolerating my ridiculously obscure Ghostbusters jokes. If you're getting all these, please be my friend.

(Andrea, sorry about the "bug eyes," thing. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.)

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Creepy Poetry Counts, Too

Hey, it's National Haiku Writing Month! John! Quick! GET ME THE CREEPIEST CAKES YOU CAN FIND!

[shuffling virtual photographs]

Right.

LET'S DO THIS.

still life of swift death
or delicious iced dessert
cooler heads prevail

buttercream bunions
metaphoric masterpiece
wedding with cold feet

expressive beach tree
dawning realization
calls for a face palm

The hottest new trend:
flaming baby shower cakes
Welcome to hell, B.

Down where it's wetter
Clearly not all that better
Ariel impaled

drowning our sorrows
won't call for giant tampons
and please hold the jam

From 'death do us part'
to avant-garde home decor
Rough divorce, Carol?

Thanks to Karin K., Kate J., Charlene L., Stephanie S., Kristen O., Evelyn D., & Myra F. for making us all count on our fingers. (Admit it; you totally did!)

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