It's Like A Little Baby Unicorn... OF NIGHTMARES

I'm so pumped for Frozen 2, minions. Not only do we get some sparkly pantsuit action (with CAPES, uh thankyouverramuch), we also get more of Frozen's real hero, Olaf.

And lemme tell ya, if my favorite snowboi doesn't hit us up with another song this movie I will be distraught. DISTRAUGHT I SAY.

So to tide us over 'til then... hit it, Olaf Wrecks!

::jazzy music starts up::
::slow zoom in on the bakery aisle::
::as dozens of terrified children run past crying::

Kids'll shake
Moms'll be sayin' "for goodness' sake"

All because my frosted face
is a bummer...

No body
Or hands
Just my head screaming according to plan

Prob'ly scaring everyone's Gran - a bummer!

I'll gesture towards a Pac-Man
With eyes as dead as night

And I'll sneak up on little Suzie...

...and give her
a
fright:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAnd I can't

wait to see,

what Elsa will think of meeee!

'Cuz this nightmare fuel is definitely

...a bum-merrrrrr!

Thanks to Jodee R., Cecy E., Maya O., Mike C., I.B., Andrea K., & Amanda D., who are clearly all worth melting for. Pass the wet-naps.

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Poppin' A Squat On A Frosted Blue Ball

Confusing-but-exuberant life advice is my new favorite thing:

Oooh, Let's is!

 Looks like someone's missing Valentine's Day:

Stop picturing the swirly things as legs. Stop picturing the swirly things as legs. Stop picturing...

And can't wait for Mardi Gras:

(It's clearly flipping us off for not knowing a fleur-de-lis when we see one.)

While you're chewing on that mystery, here's another:

WHAT UP

(If you can stare at anything besides that blue ball Mr. Baldy McParachute-Pants is squatting on, then you're a better woman than I.)

Still, the crown jewel of this week's collection - the veritable pièce de résistance, if you will - has to be this thing:

What.
the actual.
heck.

Thanks to Karyn S., Debi S., Robbie B., Lacey F., & Sarah W. for the magical ant-infested breakfast floating over an instagrammed landscape, because, seriously, I couldn't even make this stuff up.

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