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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries from December 1, 2015 - December 31, 2015

Tuesday
Dec292015

What's In The Booooooox?

[shaking head sadly] Ohhh, bakers.

Bakers, bakers, bakers.

Just because you're having a rough day is no excuse to promote violence:

Even if the kid DOES have two right hands.

 

Thanks to Katie F. for helping me wrap this up.

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Monday
Dec282015

This Is Your Holiday Break... In Santa Cakes

Santa's Six Stages of Holiday Gatherings:

 

1. Stress

"So much to do!"

 

2. Fear

"I'll never get it all done!"

 

3. Determination

"LET'S DO THIS."

 

4. Panic

"BUT IT'S TOMORROW!"

 

5. Acute Social Awkwardness

"Dang it, Aunt Linda, I need my space."

 

6. Food Coma

"hnnnnnnnnnngggggg worth it."

 

Thanks to Stacy H., Ramona R., Sarah P., Heidi S., Julia A., & Randy K. for that eerily accurate recap.

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