It's The Most Wreckiest Time...

Don't you just love all the decorations this time of year? Everything's so colorful and cheerful and sparkly...

[side eye]

Er...

And then there are all the happy faces!

Not to mention the dazzling store displays:

0.O

SWEET STAYPUFT NO

Well, at least we know Geri loves Christmas:

Yeah, do it, Geri! It'll be the prettiest wedding evah.

I'll leave you with what is apparently a Doctor Who ugly Christmas sweater... cupcake cake [patooie!]:

As a geek girl, I can't decide if I should snort-laugh or applaud.
I'm torn, I tell you. TORN LIKE AN OLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER... cupcake cake. [patooie!]

Thanks to Julie B., Robyn C., Jill S., Christy S., Cathi R., & Heidi S. for the holly jolly wreck-fest.

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CSI: Crime Scene Icers

[gritty narrator's voice] "In the city, crime doesn't take a holiday."

Well, well, well. Looks like these two are... [SUNGLASSES]

...snow more.

Or maybe "put on ice?" Yeah.

And this guy just... [SUNGLASSES]... snapped.

Wait, no. Lost his head.
Flipped his lid!
Somebody bit his head off!
DANGIT I USED TO BE GOOD AT THIS.

Ahem.

[putting glasses back on]

Well this here is...

WHOA. What is wrong with people??
No. Forget it. I HAVE NO PUNS FOR THIS.

[pause]

So you'll just have to... BEAR with me.

:D

[deep breath] [shaking out arms]
Ok, I've totally got this next one. I'm ready. Somebody set me up!

"The reindeer led us straight to him, sir."

"AHA! That's because Rudolph the Red knows [SUNGLASSES] 'slain', dear."

Hang on, my timing felt wrong.
Should I do the sunglasses after 'Red'? Or after 'slain'?

Hey, why are you scrolling down?

Hey!

HEY!

Oh fine.

Well, the good news is, we found the murder weapon.

I guess you could say they... [SUNGLASSES]... had a good run.

You know, because running with scissors...? OH NEVER MIND.
There's no need to get snippy.

Thanks to Shannon H., Laura, Joshua K., & Mindy C. for keeping your cutting remarks to a minimum.

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