This Is Your Holiday Break... In Santa Cakes

Santa's Six Stages of Holiday Gatherings:

1. Stress

"So much to do!"

2. Fear

"I'll never get it all done!"

3. Determination

"LET'S DO THIS."

4. Panic

"BUT IT'S TOMORROW!"

5. Acute Social Awkwardness

"Dang it, Aunt Linda, I need my space."

6. Food Coma

"hnnnnnnnnnngggggg worth it."

Thanks to Stacy H., Ramona R., Sarah P., Heidi S., Julia A., & Randy K. for that eerily accurate recap.

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Comments

[ScaperMama]

Cake 1 - (ominous voice over) And that's when Santa *cracked* under pressure...

[TheCreepyTribble]

Stage 7: Doctor Who Christmas special hype

Stage 8: RUSSIAN TEA CAAAKES

Stage 9: Having to sing for your family because you are a singer and it's what you do

Stage 10: Regretting all the ham you ate

Stage 11: Holiday Heartburn!!!

Stage 12: Going to see The Force Awakens with 5 kids and your nerdy uncles

Stage 13: Having the song you sang stuck in your head at 4 AM

Stage 14: Your grandparents force-feeding you more ham

Stage 15: More singing, awkward photos, and weird gifts including a Donald Trump mask.

[Nerfbomb]

#1 needs to go in the dictionary next to the word "stress"... it effectively demonstrates both the emotional & scientific definitions.

#3 looks like Grampy from the Betty Boop cartoons.

#5 *reads top caption & sees bug-eyed cake* *starts laughing*
*scrolls down & sees second cake* *laughs harder*
*scrolls down & reads bottom caption* *stage-three cackle achieved*

[Erica]

Yep. Stage 6 over here: mmmm cookies...

[Arlene Marie]

Lol poor frightened Santa. No need to panic til it starts all over again next year hehehe.

[JMixx]

@TheCreepyTribble: Oh Gawd! And I thought MY family gatherings had "moments"!!

[Becca]

The fourth cake = my face when I saw the third cake.