Entries by john (the hubby of Jen) (150)
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October 26, 2018 It's time once again to educate our sarcasm-impaired brothers and sisters. That's right! It's...
Sarcasm Awareness Month!
How does that make you feel?
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Ladies and gentlemen, sarcasm!
And that brings us to our first lesson: lack of punctuation.
You may remember one of the classic sarcastic cakes from way back:
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The sarcastically inept might think this is praising Bob when, in fact, it's telling Bob to go suck an egg.
Let's try some more:
What are these cakes really saying?
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This means the best probably happened a while ago, and you missed it.
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This means you did something stupid - and everyone saw.
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And this means nobody here cares about the specifics of your situation, so go away so we can eat some cake already.
There you have it! I do hope we've made you more aware of sarcasm.
Because that would make us:
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No, really.
See what I did there?
Thanks to Mariya N., Sarah C., Donna H., Kim B., Brad C. & Julia K. for being the brightest rays of sunshine yet, only in a really really good way. Honest.
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