Start Talking, Mister

Don't you hate it when people trail off mid

And now the world may never know.

But on the plus side, the dress code is more casual.

(It was supposed to read pension. Making the baker a poet who didn't have any idea what was going on here.)

I'm going to make you find the problem with this next cake on your own. I won't tell you "why."

Although really, I don't see why Alex would need a whole book. Just get the man a Sharpie already! DONE.

[Insert link of relevance here.]

[You're welcome.]

Ever notice how the word "lives" sounds like the name "Liz?"

No?

Oh.

Then never mind.

Btw, have you seen the cake for this week's church social?

Liz, you have some SERIOUS 'splaining to do.

This is a "cookie bouquet" birth announcement, so I think I speak for us all when I say:

WELL I WOULD HOPE SO.

Thanks to Jamie C., Jennie C., Jessica W., Amy R., & Natasha N., who thinks we need more Target bags over here, stat.

Boopsie!

"Hey Boss, there's a lady out there who doesn't like the baby shower cake you made her."

"Doesn't like it?! What's wrong with it? It's beautiful, it has huge..."

"Well, the lady says it's ugly."

"What?! This is some of my best work! How DARE she..."

"And it's supposed to be a motor bike cake for her son's birthday."

"Oh."

[blinking]

"I can fix that."

I'd like to thank Mimi F. & Rebecca for giving me the best "tracts of land" set-up in history. Now, I want you both to stay here, and make sure the wrecks don't leave this room until I get back. Got that?