Anybody Wanna Peanut?
September 4, 2018 [WARNING: Very mild adult humor ahead. Hide the children-folk!]
John and I like to chat via Instant Messaging when we're across the house from each other. (Because AMERICA.) Below is our actual IM conversation from last night over today's cake:
Me: Well, this earned a triple-take: [attaches photo]
John: What is that??
Me: You'll figure it out.
John: Is it a number 1?
Me: Noooo...
John: Seriously, what the what?
Me: Look closer.
John: I literally have no idea.
;)
Me: *sigh* It's Thor's hammer, ok?
[short pause]
[loud guffaws echo from the other room]
[short pause]
John: Ok, so why the heck is there a peanut on the tip???
Me: I have no idea. Maybe he's a Princess Bride fan?
And before you all mention it, yes, this IS a pretty great cake... minus the surprisingly obscene topper, of course. Personally I like to think that Clayton is just a fan of the Avengers and Princess Bride.
Thanks to Melanie K. for letting me hammer home another dong joke.
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Reader Comments (12)
Maybe it's a ball-pee'n hammer.
Wow. That cake should NOT be served to children. ROTFLMAO!
OMG...it was so close to being a Sunday sweets worthy cake. This is much more amusing XD
Maybe Clayton is a Dr. Horrible Fan too... "The hammer is my penis!"
Is it just me or does Iron Man's face(?) look like it knows exactly what's going on?
I was so sure it was supposed to be a bicycle pump. I just wasn't sure why.
I am certain that Loki was behind the Mjolnir design for this cake. Because Loki.
I think the “peanut” is supposed to be the leather loop at the end of the hammer it just looks terrible.
Actually, looking at it a second time I just realized the Iron Man layer makes it look as if the Hulk is wearing a one piece bathing suit...
One doesn't get a dirty mind until one reaches puberty. Now we know there's a part of John that hasn't grown up.
John, do NOT let go of your inner child, ever!
Oh, I get it. From the bottom up, you’ve got Cap, Iron Man, Hulk and Samuel L Jackson’s Nick Fury. Nicely played baker. Nicely played.
"John: Is it a number 1?"
Well, you use it for doing number 1.