Fling Your Stinky Underwear Over There
August 20, 2018 HOW TO ORDER A BRIDAL SHOWER CAKE:
If you're stumped for cake inscriptions, just remind everyone what the bride's name is, and what the heck you're all doing there:
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This kind of shorthand is invaluable for heavy drinkers.
You could also remind them when the party is happening:
;)
...which is perfect for time travelers. And also heavy drinkers.
Since you need games at a shower (it's the law. The cruel, cruel law.) try some fun word jumbles!
;)
Warning: This one is less perfect for heavy drinkers.
Aight, ladies, now it's time to spice things up.
So add butts.
;)
OOH LA LA.
Tina Belcher approved.
You could also throw in a weirdly phallic umbrella/jellyfish thingie:
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And end with the insinuation that someone will have stinky underwear by morning:
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BOOM. Now that's what I call a shower. Or at least a need for one.
And finally, if you never want to be in charge of the cake again, just bring this along:
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Awww yeeeeeeah.
Thanks to Anony M., Trey P., Melinda M., Kristy F., Christine, Liz M., & William M. for the best ransom-note shower cake I've ever seen.
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Reader Comments (21)
Bwahahaha
"Bifore" the wedding? :-D
Coincidentally, the only way that "Wishes" and "Mrs." could rhyme in any way is if you've been drinking heavily.
I think "congradultioms" is my favorite misspelling ever. Pregnamt, on the other hand, is just worrying.
Cake #2 is so pretty -- and yet the wreckerator STILL can't spell "before" correctly!
"Congratulatioms"? "Pregnamt"?
Goodness me.
The butt could be nippleless boobs.
How...appropriate?...that "congradultions" includes "adult."
Congradultioms! You made showers worse! (Better? It's all perspective now, isn't it?)
I think the Congradutioms On Not Being Pregnamt cake originally said Congradutioms Pregnamt on it. Now that's a lovely sentiment!
I really don’t understand why someone would be given Scoootest Wishes. Did I miss a meme?
I think the best part of the butt cake is the butt-baring bride and groom... why do those plastic figures even exist!!?
The "Sweetest Wishes" cake is just trying to show that the location is Sacramento County, California.
https://goo.gl/images/LcjPKw
oh, that last one! someone was (1) too lazy to figure out what letters were needed (b) unwilling to abbreviate "congradultioms" and (III) pretty bold for being able to charge money for that horror! *eyetwitch*
"Tiuas the night Bifore the Wedding".
My IQ just dropped a dozen points after reading that.
I could almost make myself believe that "congradultioms" is a deliberate misspelling to put the word "adult" in there.
Almost.
That is totally an umbrella.
I just have no idea what it is doing there.
I think I am happy to not be pregnamt lmao. Oh they tried...how on earth do they get customers?? Lol.
Tiua? What kind of name is Tiua? As in "Tiuas Night Bifore the Wedding"
Love the Cookie Cake Comment!
Hubs tells me he thinks the stinky underwear cake is supposed to be a ring. With no diamond, apparently.
Congradultioms? Are those, like, Mad Libs for grown-ups?
My sister is getting married next summer and I just thought of the BEST inscription for her bridal shower cake:
"[Sister's name], you need a shower."