Wrecks For The Reading Room
June 11, 2018 It's National Bathroom Reading month, minions, and I can honestly say I've been training for this moment my entire career.
Let's plunge ahead, shall we?
;)
Get it? Plunge... a head?
But no need to clean that old broom handle; stains add authenticity.
Oh, and please, do sit down.
;)
...carefully.
This may explain certain sticks in certain places, is all I'm saying.
Of course I don't want to lay the poo puns on too thick.
;)
(OH DEER)
Not when a light smearing will do.
After all, these wrecks are dedicated to you, dedicated bathroom readers. You fans of fecality, you sitters of the throne! You, who know what a strain life can be sometimes...
;)
In space, no one can hear you stream.
You, who enjoy celebrating the little things, especially when they make no sense:
;)
That's one way to make balloon animals more realistic.
You, who likes EVERYTHING about your superheroes to be super:
;)
I told Wolverine to go easy on the Shawarma.
;)
Bad Hulk! BAAAD!
So happy bathroom reading, minions. May your day be flushed with victory, your ideas free-flowing, and your craps - when given - all be flying:
;)
Thanks to Sphinx, Susan H., Jodi B., Angel S., Emery & Laney, Jenny, Carrie, & Desirae for coming through in a pinch.
*****
Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.
And from my other blog, Epbot:
Reader Comments (15)
While the first and second cakes are pretty well done, what sort of party has a toilet theme??
And here I thought it was BEAST who was s?#*ing on the lawn. Won’t Deadpool be surprised...
This post got me thinking, are you trying to bowl us over with all these? We have to say, "tanks, but no tanks". Just give it a rest---room, will you? I hope your mother isn't reading this blog today, because if she is, urine trouble, young lady. (Okay, maybe just a wee bit). You're just a real whiz at this, aren't you? I know the last few pictures have left me feeling down in the dumps. And does poor Hulk look tired? I'd say he's probably all pooped out. I'm not sure where this post ranks on the all time list, but I don't know if it would quite make #1 or #2. And the last one, is that a "sheet" cake?
Is "Pooping Balloon Day" the celebration when a drug mule reaches their destination?
I was so intrigued by the “Happy Pooping Balloon Day” cake that I Googled it. The ONLY reference I could find involved drug mules, as follows: 1) said employee puts drugs into a balloon and ties it off; 2) smuggler inserts balloon into his/her rectum and travels to appointed destination; 3) they then retrieve the product by defecation. What I didn’t realize is that drug lords were trying to increase morale by providing cake. How corporate of them.
What a crappy post. ;)
I'm guessing that should be "Popping" Balloon day. LOL
I've done lots of bathroom/poop related cakes for Over the Hill birthdays.
Fun!
Those balloons doo look like they are pooping. (I think I'll leave that typo there for effect.)
cake number 1...did they actually frost the rubber part of a real plunger??? that looks like a plunger stick sticking out
#5 a fitting tribute to "pooping balloon day"; it even has pooping balloons on it!
#7 is perhaps a tribute to Twisted Toyfare Theatre & its frequent gags involving Hulk's...um..."bowel issues"...?
Pooping balloons? Oh, Japan.
The sophomore within me is screaming with laughter.
Didn't know there was a holiday called pooping balloon day. I honestly don't even want to know why balloons are doing that or how lol. These are hilarious.
OK, blobs of icing that accidentally *look* like poop are one thing, but who in their right mind thinks that a plunger makes a good edible anything? What an astonishingly revolting concept.
I was fine, really - right up to "I told Wolverine to go easy on the Schwarma".
Then I fell out of my chair.
The bruises were worth it, though - both teenagers came running to see what had made me shriek, and then I got to explain what shawarma was. (We live in a small town in Maine - no Middle Eastern food here. *sigh* ) I assured them it was delicious, so we'll try to find some next time we're in Portland.
Keep up the good work!