You'll Never Say "I Do" The Same After Seeing This Engagement Cake

Nicole's friends had a casual engagement party, so to have a little fun with it they called it the "I Do Barbecue." It's cute, it's descriptive, it rhymes - what could go wrong?

Oh wait, that's right: THEY ORDERED A CAKE.

Mistake #1, you guys.

Or should I say "Mistake #2?"

Yep, thanks to an unfortunate choice of "BBQ" design and a truly baffling emphasis in the wording, the happy couple ended up [snerk]... with this:

Take a second. Really explore this one. This is one of those gifts that keeps on giving.

And hey, if you ever decide to turn your spa colonic into a more social event, we've got the cake for it, right here!

Just, please, no chocolate.

Thanks to Nicole, who reports the "I Do" BBQ was so draining that she was completely wiped in the end.

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And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

 I can show you poo swirls

 

  Shiny, glistening, fetid!

 

Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?

 

   

I can open your eyes

 

Take you blunder...

 

... by bluuuunder

 

Cakey dreams torn asunder

 

as the giant cupcake sighs.

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!

I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

 

I hear the bride is screaming...

 

No more poo swiiiiirls!

 

They're just not something you should chew

So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

 

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.

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