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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (58)

Monday
Jun112018

Wrecks For The Reading Room

It's National Bathroom Reading month, minions, and I can honestly say I've been training for this moment my entire career.

Let's plunge ahead, shall we?

Get it? Plunge... a head?

But no need to clean that old broom handle; stains add authenticity.

 

Oh, and please, do sit down.

...carefully.

This may explain certain sticks in certain places, is all I'm saying.

 

Of course I don't want to lay the poo puns on too thick.

(OH DEER)

Not when a light smearing will do.

 

After all, these wrecks are dedicated to you, dedicated bathroom readers. You fans of fecality, you sitters of the throne! You, who know what a strain life can be sometimes...

In space, no one can hear you stream.

 

You, who enjoy celebrating the little things, especially when they make no sense:

That's one way to make balloon animals more realistic.

 

You, who likes EVERYTHING about your superheroes to be super:

I told Wolverine to go easy on the Shawarma.

 

Bad Hulk! BAAAD!

 

So happy bathroom reading, minions. May your day be flushed with victory, your ideas free-flowing, and your craps - when given - all be flying:

 

Thanks to Sphinx, Susan H., Jodi B., Angel S., Emery & Laney, Jenny, Carrie, & Desirae for coming through in a pinch.

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Tuesday
Feb282017

Hey, THEY Said It, Not Me

Calling all "Qualified" Cake "Decorators"!

Er...

 

Sure, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta poo it.

 

Though it does require you give a flying crap:

 

And be a regular person:

You know, no weirdos.

 

If that's you, then this job could be yours in a pinch!

 

A heaping pile o' fun!

 

Just remember to go with the flow:

But(t) not that much.

(Ooh, looks like the bride finally managed to get... a turd in edgewise.)
(AH THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)

 

And thanks also to Anneke D., Patricia S., Amy K., Firas, Gail W., Cheyenne B., & Britani O. for passing on... the excitement.

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