Tuesday
Jun122018
Dad's Birthday Presents
June 12, 2018 Father's Day is this weekend, so today I thought we'd celebrate the most important thing our dads ever gave us:
Balloons.
Yep, nothing livened up our childhoods quite like Dad's special birthday balloons, am I right?
And, sure, they weren't always perfect. Sometimes they were a bit small:
Or a bit big:
Or even shaped a bit wonky:
Sometimes they'd get lost on their way to the party:
Or they weren't durable enough to last once they got there:
Sometimes dad's balloons didn't seem to know if they were coming or going!
But the important thing to remember is that, in the end, dads' balloons always got the job done.
Score three for Dad!
Thanks to Kathleen, Jess, Jamie, Pontmarie, Pat S., Denise C., Kevin C., & Julie C. for the beautiful "balloons."
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Reader Comments (15)
WhAT the **** is that cluster****mustard MESS in the 4th picture supposedto BE?
=^@.@^=
Is it Friday yet? I hope so.
....Uhhh...Thanks for the technicolor sex ed?
It worked; otherwise, there would BE no birthdays.....=^~.-^=
One thing about that last one, since it would be triplets, you won't hear Vezzini saying, "Inconceivable"!
"Balloons" ;)
Well, wadd'ya expect for all those cupcake "cakes"?
Paul undoubtedly has also been given longevity by his dad, seeing as how Paul is celebrating 75!
Yeah, Dad's balloons...
You know, I don't want to know how they got condoms to ooze like they did on that "durable" cake.
I just can't get over Matt's poo balloons ... poolloons??? Balloops?
And now, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
Today is also National Loving Day. The more you know...
I'm sure that those "Happy 75th..." balloons being Viagra-blue is purely coincidence.
Run for it, Paul! The spermaloon sharks are circling!
Lol oh my gosh I guess no wreckerator has actually seen a balloon. I don't even want to know what they have seen to make them make balloons like that. Too scary to think on lol.
I bet some of these bakeries are really seedy places.